If you have visited our website tunnelpages.com you will figure out soon enough we are the coolest thing on earth, or at least in our little part of the hipster world we are. You can tell by our wise-ass remarks on everything we put pen to, even our listings. This is because it is really boring to just give people the pertinent information they need to see a show. We always post the listing before we see a show, which is normal, but we can even editorialize before we step foot into an exhibition. The fact is we rarely see any of the shows we list because who has time after we have already visited our frenz shows?
Just like our blogger frenz say, This is our blog and we will write what we want!! Look, by rights of having paid for degrees and that we have huge student loans to pay off we are entitled to say and do whatever we want. And more than that, we all deserve to have gallery representation right now!! Since we don't have the artwork or any experience yet, no one serious will put us in a show and that ain't right yo. That's effing wrong so we are opening our own spaces and writing about ourselves. We just let you oldsters and hippies and other losers on our tunnelpages so we can make fun of you and marginalize your work. Ever notice we don't put images from anybody but our frenz up and don't make fun of them?
Speaking of oldsters, you have to realize you are has-beens and that years in the studio and years of experience showing and organizing exhibitions doesn't mean jack shit to us, we think it's funny, hee, hee. We put up with our loser professors for 6 years because we hoped they would help us get a gallery. Those oldsters who have let us in shows they put on are the biggest losers of all! Next time we see you around we will make believe we don't even know your sorry old asses because our frenz will think we are weird, it would be like hangin' with our parents yo.
Anyway, keep coming back to our zine, blog, whatever it is. Just because we bust your balls doesn't mean you shouldn't still support us. We've noticed it's been slow around here lately, could it be that they have finally caught on to us??!!
by Tunnelpages
2 comments:
"Anyway, keep coming back to our zine, blog, whatever it is. Just because we bust your balls doesn't mean you shouldn't still support us. We've noticed it's been slow around here lately, could it be that they have finally caught on to us??!!"
sounds like your balls have been busted LONG ago
Okay, as an oldster, this was funny.
The art world always makes me think of Logan’s Run, with that little chip in your hand that would start blinking when you turned 35.
Oops, time to die, old-timer!
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