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Lights, Fabric, Sound. Plop. They Say It's Art.

2012-01-31T06:36:00.000-05:00

Boyz, is it because it's winter and that's why the artworld is bringing out all this shit they have been trying to pawn off as art for foreva now? It ain't gonna work. Even the outta touch decorhaturd for gift shop galleries co-curhated a show on fabdick art. HHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahahahaa!!!!!!! That shows you just how bad this has gotten. In the olden times fridjit weather brought out sculpture and photograph, now it's this?

It's all more coded shit to git non-visual-artists to take away your child's chair at the adult table of the arts dinner that includes bigger playwhores like the theaturd people, dancers, symphonies, puppetears, operhatdick stars and anyone else "they" want to let in. We saw a baker and a smell artist just recently with shows. Hargv at Hyperallerjeck wrote some shit on that ardour artist. What a wanker.

What eva happened to the "VISUAL" in arts. And why do weavhers and others stay in their own camps. It's bad enough that the craft folks broke in like criminals in the night, now you got the light "artists" doing it in the, well, light!!!!!!!!

Guess the "have's" have had enough of those painters and sculptures who just wanna stick to their ancient tools. Except for the minimal geometric artists they have very weak, if any gangs at all. They prefer to be in their studios working instead of "cool-laberhating" with the smart people who want to take credit for the creativity that is seen in the white cube of the 21st century.

Don't git us wrong. If yous want to weave shit to pin up on the walls or dance around naked good for yous. But stay outta the few spaces left for the "Visual Arts". PERIOD. F-OFF POSERS!!!!!!

Insider Artists Listen Up!!!! Help Your Brethren!!!

2012-01-30T14:31:00.002-05:00

OK, so it's crystal clear that unaFILLYhated artists will not be receiving anything in the way of a fait shake from the arts leadturds: no media, no grants, no teaching gigs, no shows, no nutsling. So we call on yous benificerhairshes to help your fellow artists.

This Zoe Strauss show was the perfect opportunity for one of the anointed to reach down to the lowly under-recognized talents amongst us. But no, she didn't. PatheaDICK!!!!!

But yous big time locals can change all that. Next time yous hear of an opportunity spread the word on your new blog that you are going to put up to show the other side how it's done and help out the community at the same time. Any art-tard can doo a blog, jezzzz. And even if you only post once a month or when something important comes down the pike that would be betturd than nothing, like what you do now.

Many of yous insiders have blogs for your students. Maybe the schools require that or you get a couple brownie points from your superhe-hers for doing it. So do that but for those good artists who are non-gang members.

How about yous art stars show your faces at events and exhibitits outside of your klan? Make a pledge to do that once a month, it won't kill ya yous know. And it's free. But a little encouragement might help a struggling artists out, yo.

Yous shit hot Pew, PAFA, UPenn, Fabric Workshop, PMA and ICA artists owe the larger community for your sucksex. Do you really believe you did it all on your own. Your receptions would be empty witout the lowly students, artists and art lovers you currently turn your noses up to. Rally, tut tut.

Ever hear of a studio visit, an email, a "like" on fakebook, a retweet, a handshake, a phone call, a recommendation.

OH YEAH!!!! Recs for students. How about a recommendation to the fancy school you went to for any student, even those outside your pc clique, that has done the work and is sincere. You could change their life course and subsequent future art history by doing what you should be doing anyway. Anything les is totally disprickable. Same goes for any of yous who shun a poor little student who still has hopes and dreams and deserves the same yous give to your cabal. How can you face yourself in the mirror?

So these are just a few things off the top of our heads, ways that you can help even when the people who have made your career refuse to treat others fairly. There's also internships, invitations to social gatherings, recs to galleries and other connects you have made and currently keep to yourselves.

Is brotherhood gone for good being replaced by tribalism??? We still are holding out hope.

Boxes-O-Blight! YIPPEE!!!!!

2012-01-28T18:57:00.000-05:00

Here is someone who is trying to clean up Filthadelfeeha!!!! HAHAhahahahahahh!!!! They are sick and tired of the ugly sight of those Citypaper Porn and PhillyWeekly Porn boxes. We agree and hope you will all join in in a campaign to throw those publications off of your street corners. Hell, besides being dog urinals, humans have been hurt by said disgusting boxes.

Call your State Reck, City Counsilly Person and the Maywhore and tell them NO MORE BOXES!!!!

Break The Skin and Kids Can Come In. If Their Parents Can Afford it.

2012-01-27T17:24:00.000-05:00

"Break The Skin and Kids Can Come In". That's a line from a photograph, slightly alturded, in one of Zoe Strauss' infamous pieces and the name of the worse movie ever made by David O. Kessler.

But we have two or three topicks to disgust wit yous here to-day.

From artinfo blog Modern Art Notes "The striking, sad irony of the exhibition “Zoe Strauss: 10 Years” at the Philadelphia Museum of Art is that the people Strauss photographs cannot afford to go see the museum’s exhibition of her work." –Tyler Green

Whoa, Tyler really lays into the, clear throat here, lady! But you got that right, Tylher, at $16 a mom and pop, that's almost enough for a dog at a ball game. He goes on the write "It costs a family of four $56 to enter the PMA and an almost-mandatory $10 or more to park a car."

Speaking of "lady" check out Green"s other story about Zoe and her biker friends with tatoos on their dicks.

That brings us to another asspeck of this fiasco, Zoe as teacher of young people. Yes, along with here mulitple openings, her keeping an office on site for you to visit her, dances, 54 billboards, lectures with her coathershe, she is going to address young people! This is maybe the most outrageous part of the entire mess. Zoe's vocabulary starts and end with the work fuck. That's no exaddjeradtion. Not to mention that exposing young minds to images of penises, women posing in broad view naked, sad pornographic images of every kind of person you try and shied your beautiful babies from, and "The" Museum thinks it's a grand idea to have Zoe show them around and talk about herself to school children.

HAhahahahahahah!!! But maybe it's the boys at the Philadelphia Museum of Art Tyler is taking aim at, you know, curator Peter Barbiere and CEO, Tom Rub. Both certainly had their hands in this mess.

And get this. The Philadelphia Museum has acquired every photograph in the show. If she's only charging them $5 a piece then that's still squandering taxpayer money in our book. This raises the question..."How often does "The" museum purchase all the works in a show?" Did they buy Lowe's big hairy moon nut? How about Virgil pink poof? You local artists are getting reamed so bad, you have no clue.

Whaddatownesillytowne!!!!!!!

How To Ignite A Flash-In-The-Pan!!!

2012-01-27T08:28:00.001-05:00

Ever wonder how an artist that you never heard of before one day jumps to the front of the star line? So have we. Take the dasturdly duo Megawords. They are somehow assholeshehated with Zoe Strauss' PMA fiassko and have had some shit to do with the ICA, HEY!

Megawords sounds write for anyone remotely related to Ms. Strauss who never knows when to put a clamp on it. But in realtitty these two boyz only publish their hand-made newsrag twice a year. Sounds like New Asshole just with New Faces. Is there a difference? New Asshole was better while it lasted. We predick the same short life span for MegaTurds. Gasp!@!****@#!@!

Here's the real deal. Dan Murphy is beloved by all in Sillytowne for no apparent reason that makes sense to anyone outside his clique. His effarts are weak at best from this jack-off of all trades self proclaimed filmmaker, writer, installation artist, painter, photographer and obigitwhorely these daze – DJ!!!!!!!!

He has received more ink than countless better artists that have paid their dues and are actually good at at least one thing unlike young Danny boy and his partner. Someday when he grows up he might actually get good at something but even that theory seems to hold no water in the backwater towne of Filly.

We have nothing against young artists being recognized if they do the work to deserve it. But the predominance of everything in sillytowne goes to the youth with hardly any attention paid to the best the city has to offer by those who have worked a lifetime to build a body of work. Fair is fair except in the City of Brotherly Scorn.

Anyway, the answer to our question of how to igknight a flash-in-the-pan is the same as always in this mobbed up city, FRENZ. The hole scene is nothing more than a popuhilarity contest amongts the insiders. This would al be fine in a small town wit a population under 700,000 +, but it becomes a disgrace in a city with so many deserving artists who are left out in the cold.

The work product DOES NOT MATTURD, not at all, zero!!!!

Megaturds can be seen at The Philadelphia Museum of Art, unlike yous. HHHHAhahahahahahah!!!!!

Proposal: Prison Klasses for the Elites! YIPPEE!!!!

2012-01-26T11:45:00.000-05:00

If you haven't heard that the Eastern Pententjury is looking for proposals, well they are. And CityPaperPorn has an article about yet another connection between art and a prison, this one something to do with Moore Art College for Girls and Horny Males.

Since we know that only insideutrds git these institutional gigs, same as the Mural Mob, we will publish our proposal here because they will be tossing ours into the trash along wit yours. HEHEEHEEheeeheehe!!!

Community Service Ethicks Klasses

Title
Dept Of Teaching Now: Konnections Korrection

Short Summary:
A mandate that all arts leadturds spend a minimum of 20 hours being taught the meaning of ETHICS!

Statement of Intent:
Although Filytowne PA has always been a corrupt mobbed up city, over the last few years crimes against the little people artists in Sillytowne have spiked. A selected list of abuses, because a comprehenive one would take many volumns, will be listed at the end on this proposal.

But maybe because of the Great Recession, maybe not, the divid between the various collection cabals and the unaFILLYhated artists in Filladelfeeha has become an epidemhick of unethical and in some cases criminal, abuses of powher.

So to turn this whorendass situation around it is only logical and just to use the prison system to instill a sense of rightassmess on the purpetraitors of hate against the artists and arts workers.

What betturd place to instill the values that were thought by many a philosafur going back to Platoe, to be born into every human child.

Suchs notables as Aristotle, Epictetus, David Hume, G.E. Moore, John Rawls, David Shepherd Nivison, Charles Sanders Peirce, Baudrillard and Derrida will be taught to yous ignorant piece-o-crap disgusting takers of societies' rightfool place in history and at the paycheck line.

Strip searches will be conducted by Richard Torchia for the male participants and Libby Rosof for the female inmates. Blue prison garb will be handed out in a co-ed dressing room. Warning, be carefool when bending over, these foolz are experts at shoving it to yous. WHOOP WHOOP WHAM!!!!!!

In Summa: The beneftits to the local arts communtiy will be so dramatic that arts and arts workers, students and the like will travel for thousadns of miles to live in a city that treats their art people with dignitee and respect by employing a democratic level playing field based on merit and compassion.

Budget: We would require matching the funds used by the Philadelphia Museum of Art for the Zoe Strauss: 10 Years as an Amaturd show. Seems fair to us.

PARTIAL LIST
Locals Who Need Treatment Immediately:
• Philadelphia Museum of Art Curaturds
• Media fools that practice exclusitiy and pandering to the elites
• Anyone associated with the Pew Secret Granting of Frenz for Themselves
• Arcadia Works On Paper directurd Richard Torchia
• anyone who has participated in any form for theartblog.org and especially Roberta Fallon and Libby Rosof
• All those haturds who have attacked others in our name
• Cabal LEadturds and Members ALL!!!!!!!
• All Art school aministraturds
• All current gallery directurds
• All Non-Profit administrators
• Eductators suspected of being brainwashed.

PS - By the looks of this list we will need to hire more teachers and close down a couple more prisons to make room for all the filly folk in need of this treatment.

Alternative To WHA?!!!!!!!!!!?

2012-01-25T10:03:00.003-05:00

You know what an "alternative" newspaper is right??? Well for you art-tards, under-educated in everything but conceptual conz, "alternative papers" were founded to be an alternative to the big city newspapers, like the Inquirer, DUH!!!

Well take a look at the last month of visual arts coverage from PhillyWeekly Porn Paper for Putzez. You gotz The Philadelphia Museum of Art, then there's Locks Gallery, The Fabric Workshop and The Philadelphia Museum. Didn't we name the PMA twice? YES, in the same month.

Look folks, we are getting sick of writing this blahg and it's because things are getting even worse since we started taking count and yous are doing nothing to make it better. Sure it's great that Roberta Fallon got the boot at PWP, but all these posers are made from the same insideturd cloth.

It is up to yous, not us to change things. Stop getting your fingers all blackened up, stained with the filth of exclusionhairyism and the porn that pays for it. CityPaper Porn is indistingusihable from PW so same for those a-wipes.

YOUS NEED TO WAKE UP and DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! We aren't your mums and dadz you lazy sacks-o-shit lurkher foolz. Yus are the ones taking it up dee rear. Maybe you like it. The only reason we do this blahg, spend our time and life's blood is to help yous. Time to wipe your own asses.

footnote: speaking of ASSES, it was a very sad day for Harrietta yesterday. She realized that as we grow into adults we get adult problems that no one wants to tell you about because they don't want to to be sad children facing the shit, literally, that life can bring as we age. Well, Harrietta had to go to the RX to buy her first hemeraoidall cream. Ouch! Sad, but true. Not only is it weird to have your inners come tumbling out and not go back in, but then there is the itching and burning that accompanies said hemoroids. Yous are going to laugh, hahahahahah, butt it ain;t funny and there is a very high p[ercentage that you too will suffer the indignatitty of this humilihating problem. We mean having to go in public and stand in line and plop down the packaging that screams HEMOROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

footnote 2: note that no one comments on Phillyweekly anymore now that they realize they have a polisee of tracking and stalking commentors and they have admitted as much in print. Glad yous are starting to at least learn somethings we have been trying to teach yous. Yous are welcum!!!!!!!!!!

PMA Payola Payoff! AGAIN!!!!

2012-01-24T14:23:00.001-05:00

The pictures tell the hole story. It's called pay-to-play and it's a crime by all journalishick standards and would not be tolerhated anywhere but this mob town. It's bad enough that the Philadelphia Museum is a complete bastion of elitism and exclusive tackdicks, but to support monethairalee disgustingly unethical blogs is just beyond the pail.

How many others are left out everytime they give ink to the same foolz that slip them money for said publicity??????? SHAME SHAME SHAME

If you read the story about the Yale PPCA or whatever the hell it's called you will see that the curehaturd Peter Barbiere is on their board and they got printing, the biggest gig since they opened their doors, for Zoe's show curated by nun other than Peter, dah dick, Barbiere from the PMA. One elite washes the other elite. The most grotesk thing about it, well almost, is that the article is actually titled "...Making Your Own Opportunity..." Transparent mucho??? We can't even believe how stupid these artblor.ogre people are.

We threw in Locks at the end to further illustrate how their game works. Dole out the dough, you git a review or 2 or 3.

Any of yous that do this shit are sickening and we ax each and every one of yous to boyCOCK them ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! Never give them membershit money, never enter their halls, never put them on your blogs and don't even talk to them. Well then again, you can talk to them if you tell them how effin disgusting it is that they engage in these crimes.

Zoe Strauss: 10 Years From a Fillystein Gangland Member

2012-01-23T10:11:00.000-05:00

Baddabing! Wham! Slam! Pow! Zoe! HHHHAhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Let's face it, there is no way in hell Zoe is having this unpresadentitted museum retrospective based on her work. PERIOD! If that were the case the Philadelphia Museum would have had to recognize countless others, both dead and alive. Even if the PMA stuck with local artists the list would stretch out before Strauss all the way down the longest city street in the country, "Broad" Street. Ironhick no?

There is only one explanation for this disgusting knighting of a 41 year old amaturd photographer who breaks no new ground in said genre, who can be compared to so many better photographers before her it ain't even fair to call her a copy kat, that would be too kind. Sure she got lucky once in a while while lurking around the ugly ally ways of the ghettos of Philadelphia and Camden molesting the poorest of the poor with her untrained, uncompassionain't eye. But getting lucky doest not make a museum retrospective. Maybe they should have called it a "Retro-Apprentice".

The reason is that Zoe is a gangland member, and not just of one gang but a few that sprung to dominance in the crazed PC daze of yore, supported by federal, state and local money and of course the self-serving curators who all hold the same membershit cards as Ms. Strauss.

Pay note to who has laid the ground work for Zoe at the PMA. You got Peter Barbiere who seems to be a "one dance phony". His only other show featured the same gang as Zoe is a member of. Virgil Marti has been propped up by "The" museum a number of times as of late. No matturd how you look at it this hole local crowd that the PMA supports are a select cabal who meet behind closed doors none of yous will ever enter. It has nothing to do with your work, if you ever doubted that before this should finally open your eyes.

And what about her cadre of lecturdhers and the catalog fiction narrative writer that were flown in?

The last time the PMA attempted a blockbuster for a local star it was for Sidney Goodman. So how did that help Sids career? Haven't heard much from him have you? The More Gallery closed and Sidney signed up with a couple other local spaces that are all sleepy at best. He hasn't done jack shit for years except teach. We would say that would be Zoe's fate but she can't teach unless the local schools break their one hard and fast rule – never to hire anyone without a MFA. Nothing would surprise us though.

And who are the writers getting the word out for Strauss' first and last dance, besides us? And did you ever wonder who is the person that got Zoe started on the road to sucksex? Well you will never know because the Pew is a secret society, the USA Gund Fellow won't tell you how they picked her for their $50,000 prix, you know it took a big insdier to get her into the Whitney (just look who got in there since, knowone from filly), she of course got the Leeway girlie grant, and she just won some other big money prix you must be "Recommended" for. So who is Zoe's fairy godmother? We do know that the ICA is one of the hideouts for her klan.

Why do we feel it is important to talk about this? Because this is the biggest example of the biggest problem, the largest road block to a merit based system of rewarding deserving artists. E-ville always fails. Open your eyes for a second and ask why is Brooklyn booming with art and artists and galleries on every corner while Sillytowne gets darker and uglier by the day. Answer: Exclusivity practiced by gangs who are not smart enough to reach out to others in a small city like Philadelphia. This dooms the winners and losers to live in their own steyez of hatred and nastimess. We will continue reporting on this amazing frenz fest feat on topics such as "If You Break Your Wallet You Can Come in" and "Zoe The Fowl Mouth Sailor As Teacher of Tottlers".

So we have to congratulate these gangs for finally pulling off a major heist of tax dollars and freebees from corporate killers like Bain's ClearChannels. You won. Can't say fair and square. But all you won is a wasteland where no decent artist or person would want to call home after this mother of a shameless display.

Hope yous are happy. Yous have managed to bring national attention to the most corrupt art scene in the country, possibly the world. YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

Essay: Yellow Stream of the UnconscionaBULL

2012-01-22T08:26:00.002-05:00

We are so excited and have so much to converse with you about that we can only summarize here to-day.

We are working on an scholarly piece outlining ethical dielenemas that we will explain to you through the vast research we have embarked upon, woof. We will be serious for a change and refrain from typos as much as is possible given our "conditions". Stay tuned for that masterpiece of wha!?

One titbit we will mention on that affront is that the shunning and scorn towards the best and brightass in Siladelphia is nothing new and does not pretain to the arts community alone as in the historhick cases of Walt Whitman and Thomas Eakins. No, the problem is cultural and historic in it's folly.

Take one Mr. Eyesayha Berlin. He is an extremely smart man who is widely referenced in matters of philosophy and hence politics. Many years ago he was summoned by a local institution to do a number of lectures. These talks were some of the most important offered in the city's history and many of those who attended knew they were privileged to experience said mental nourishment.

It seems he got in through the back door for that but when he was offered a long term slot by a well intentioned staffher Mr. B. was rebuffed by the snobs from above. What a traghick loss!!!!!!!! It is sirmyeyezed he was scorned not because of any lack of merit but inspite of it, note the root spite, but more likely because his pedigreed was too green for the local academhick leadturds. Shame shame shame.

Anyways we will share wit yous some key points he makes on ethics that seems to be totally lacking in Filadelphia in the arts community.

We will boar deepher into the Zoe Strauss fiasco showing how the elites are so out of touch, resembling the 1 percenturds that are the subject of national protests, and deservedly so, for their OVER-REACHING beyond all logic and fariness that their display can only fall into a few possible catagories: total stupidititty, spitefool sinascism, or colossal careless coathaireeism.

A quick survey of the scene shows that Bridgette Mayer should be congratulated for her ambition and ability to expand. However she shows you can not take the Filly out of the girl as is evident on a video produced to brag about said accomplishments that no self respecting smart person would doo. Her stylist has her looking like the infamous Donatella Versace only dressed a lot worse. Or does she resemble the Saturday Night Live spoof than the real thing. The artists who are interviewed are ill at ease or unprepared or incapable of talking about their work and made us feel bad for them because a in more capable hands they may have come across as having more to say than Umh!!!!

So if you take the newest hopes for galleries in towne, being Bridjit and Wuella Trite's spaces, one has over polished heartless sofa fluff with low ceilings and the other a super space with weak artists who in general are not even capable of producing enough work to fill a cavity. Really a sad waste, both of them.

We always cum back to the same place because we are channeling our conversations with art friends. That topic would be the local media. Both the afromentioned galleries were given some love in type for a milla second. And then it was back the the paltry filliputian fallback spaces along with a couple others like Locks of course.

THE WHOLE SCENE IS A BAD CHARACTORTURE OF ITSELF!!!!!!!! A fucking cmpletely predicktable boring ass spinning rotation of same same that nausihates anyone with half a brain.

Theartblog.org is the worse which is also to be expected. They have zero morals when it cums to the exclusivity they practice. Their list seems to get even shorter as the days grow longer. But the bright spot is that some of their ad buyers must finally be waking up because to fill out their sidebar, that used to contain banner ads, they now have to repeat the few paying customers they have left. How patheaDICK, but holey deserved, is that???????? hahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

So are there other positive signs to be found? Nay. Well if you think that hitting rock bottom could be the best thing for the arts in Sillytowne then this period seems to be it.

Any art student, real artist, art worker, arts administrator with any brain activity have already left towne or are on their way out asap!!!!! Not grants left except for the coateehairs of choice, a very small klan indeed. Not a single gallery any self respecting grow up artist could get excited about. A media that talks about the same people endlessly, a culture of spite and hate towards anything even remotely good, and a local economy that has taken such a hit that it may take a hundred years to rev up to the low point it was satisfied with before.

BUT THERE IS HOPE!!!!! YEs!!!!! The local government has invited yous to go an partake in discussions at a local teevee station, a station that never sends a camera or broadcasts shit about anything to do with the visual arts. They are billing this as a twice annual open door event to hear from you what can be done to improve the situation for the arts in Filladehellfeeha!!!!! We can just see it now. Zoe Strauss will lead the talk with how amazingly wonderful everything is and there will be endless statisdicks from the powers that be that conclude there is growth and how the arts help everybody but the artists but they won't cop to the last bit.

We think you should go and bring one important question with you. If we went we would ask "What can be done to level the playing field so artists from the entire city, as opposed to the very small percentage who currently rule, can get some love?"

BrainFood: The Red Paintings

2012-01-21T06:54:00.000-05:00

We like "Mad World" and and... Link to some tunes

Killadelfeeha Ranked Most Depressing. REALLY!

2012-01-20T06:24:00.000-05:00

We were researching a possible post on up and cummher wittle cake maker Jay Hardman, no, we didn't make up his last name. So now cake making is art too. Add that to weaving, ceramdicks, lights, sounds, dance, performdance, architecture, urban planning and countless other self-proclaimed space and fund stealing rackets propped up by a-hole curehaturds who call everything their frenz doo art. We say NAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, Wittle recent BFA grad, wha!, no MFA? hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! who has already shown at Little Berlin, Space 1066, Fleshwhore Ollman, WAIT! Ollman and Hardman. Lots of "man's" around the art world aren't there? He is on the road to be a wannabee poser especially if you read all the BS published by all of the usual hacks, CitypaperPorn, FillyWeeklyPorn, theartgrannies.crimes, and this place where you can get all the facts on the Rank Ranking of sillytowne. The site sucks as does this amaturd artist. We feel a little guilty about pointing out recent grads (2004) BUT when they are on an obvioass path to sainthood by the locals and their work is very weak, we just have to do our job.

The list as the most depressed city makes sense to us BTW.

The illustration is not from Hardman, it's better. Follow the link to see more "cake art". This shit is going to be on our new "Shit We Never Wanna See Agin" coming up soon. Cum back y'all. Did you know there's even a realtitty show with cake makers, otherwise known as bakers, on teevee? It sucks too.

Poor Wittle Lipstick Artit, Stuart

2012-01-19T08:01:00.005-05:00

See, when you are a poser any little article, post or mention will be at the top of the Gogglher rankings. Now if Stuart Netsky actually was doing something, anything, like having shows around the country, getting reviews in newspapers, theartblog.org doesn't count, and just doing anything our post on him would disappear from Googlher.

But with all the money, the Pews, the gang affillyhations, the educaturd privaleged statits, Stu is going nowhere. That is what our original post was and the truth stands. Maybe he is lazy and doesn't do art anymore. Maybe he's content in teaching only. Well that's all well and fine but why did he get all that help, so he could have a day job? Is that what his PEW applications said.

Plus yous foolz have attacked some of our simplethigherz and have escalhated matters. And you have done zero in the comprimeyez department as to making grants etc. more transparent and INCLUSIVE.

Time yous elites listen up. Show some signs you are not complete a-holez. Including you Stu.

Wittle Berwin Licks Our Playtoe Adonass

2012-01-19T06:39:00.000-05:00

We have long known that some of the Wittle Berlinturds were behind the blahgs that sole mission is hate, mostly directitted at us. But it is abundain'tlee clear that they have been paying attention to this here site. We are glad for that because they sorely need some guidance in the brain and art departments since they obvilassy were failed by the schools they owe enormass debt to, unlike us who are free for all!!!!!

Here is the con they are purpetyouhating in their own name. From their materials...

Their bodies were large,
powerful and round like the sun and moon.
When the humans challenged the gods by
climbing Olympus they were split into two
weaker halves. The halves exist as we do today
and are on a constant search for each other.

The image you see above is from one of our original concepts put forth many moons ago. We did the original art too, blush (dats me and Harry before the fall). We think it is more than a coininsindiss that Wittle Berwin has ripped us off. They should have instead just invited us, why go and steal? Answer: cause all poser must do so since they have zero ambition, brain power or imagination. And they don't have any chops. We could have gone naked and did a performdance like they're going to doo. Harry wants to go but I won't let him. He has conditions and could explode. So we highly recommend you join us and BoyCOCK these appropryehaturds!!!!!!

What we really hope is that you got the point of the story which you are about to shake your booties to. That being love. Love for all, man and man, boy and girl, she and she, mom and dad, whateva. That's what we believe.

But next time try and do the grown up, rightass thing and give attrobution. We love yous anyways and good luck wit your naked beer party dance art thingie. Hee. Honz.

Has Your Art Become a Flash In A Pant?

2012-01-18T06:48:00.000-05:00

What do you think about when you see the work of artists pop up on fakebook or twitter or some other "social" site? It seems to us that art has become no more than a flash in the pants. Like gas that is there one minute and gone the next. You have some foolz who make work that takes them minutes, they post it, you take a second to look at it or not at a size 10 times smaller than a postage stamp, you "like" it or not, and that's it. Gone with the wind. Smell.

But what about those who take weeks, months years to make a new masterpiece? Can they be part of the new world we live in or re they going to realeyez that this new way of showing what you got ain't happenin for them?

Sure they, you, us, can all say screw this shit and just put up new work every few months. Fakebook and all the others don't seem to be doing you any good anyways. But the fact is with blogs and other new media always hungry for their next bite will your meager meal be enough for them and the rest of the world.

This will give many of you another reason to throw up you arms and expose your hairy pits in frustration, but that probably won't work for you either.

So what is our solution for yous? If you are trying to keep up with the avalance of media flow, pew!, then maybe you could show your work in progress. This might be inneresting anyway since people like to see how work is made. You could also post shit about other artists you admire. Many of yous already do that and we have to thank yous all. We have been turned on to some really great music, movie directurds and even a visual artist once in a while. We are picky basturds but so what. And that's the good part about this FLOW, Whoa!!!!!

Although the pace is fast and furiass we humans can usually tell if we "like" something pretty quickly. So we are lucky in a sense to have the opportunity to be seen and see so much, so fast, and be able to find good shit we would have otherwise possibly missed. For some this new media will probably give them a chance they would not have had in the olden, slower times.

We have to accept the world around us, it's to our advantage, and at the same time stick to our guns when it comes to the important part - dah work.

lovvvvvvveeeeeeee yas honz!!!!!!!!! And thank yous all for following us. We love seeing everything you throw at us. We only worry that we will miss some good stuff while we are on the can or feeding or or. So post it a couple times. But not so many as we have to can your asses. YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

We Want To Quit. But Yous Keep Draggin Us Back In!.

2012-01-17T11:55:00.001-05:00

Look! Smell! we really want to quit this blahg. We are way too busy making masterpieces and doing all the things real artists do to bother wit yous. This is exhausting since we don't have a stable of 100+ art workers at our beck and call like the dottie painturd Damien Hirst. BTW, anyone who gave that JO a post or article is pure dog doo in our book.

Anyway we have to keep publshitting becaues of the endless stream of yellow pee poured out on the poor have-knotz in Sillytowne.

The HEIST BEGINS ANEW!!!!!!!!!! We are talking about the Wind (smell) Fleisher Challenge Grant 2013. This year looks like more of an inside job than usual if that's even possibull. Artists, we are warning you not to waste your time. The judging panel is completely stacked wit unethical LOCAL conficted artists and institutional creepoids.

Sure every school in town is represented except Drexel and the Art Insitiute. So right there kiddies you know you have zero chance if you go to those schools. The deck is once again full of Temple Tylerlites. But we predickt that Moore and PAFA and maybe even UARts will each git some skin if they are willing to fight for it.

Just look at this list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2013 Jurors

Painting & Works on Paper:

Astrid Bowlby, Works on Paper and Installation Artist
Anthony Elms, Associate Curator at ICA Philadelphia

Photography & Time-Based Jurors:

Nadia Hironaka, Video Artist
Jonathan Wallis, Assistant Professor of Modern and Contemporary Art at Moore College

Sculpture, Installation & Crafts Jurors:

Tristin Lowe, Sculptor
Anabelle Rodriguez-Lawton, Independent Curator

So now you got your fellow artists shitting upon yous more than eva. Nice. Instead of helping, PEW WINNERS, and other insideturd artists, are judging a LOCAL contest!!!!!!!! Git a clue!

We tried using one of the links to read the prospectass but it didn't work. Whoops, they fucked up. The top one works, the bottom one doesn't. Is that you Dave Kim or Jong Kye jellie making a laughing stock outta yourselves. AMATURDS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, he's the same person. Hee!

See this? This means if you don't know one of the early judges you are screwed.

Round One: An artist-juror and curator-juror review slides submitted in their categories. From this initial review, approximately 10% of all candidates are selected to advance to the second round. Selected candidates are notified via email by the first week of April 2012.

And remember, this year's winners were almost ALL FEMALES! See our link to

Breaking Wind Fleisher Challenging Creepoids

to get the full poop.

Listen, to those who do sign on. Yous are the worse Bendadick Arnholes there are. You would take advantage of your fellow artists, in a fixed contest, by a group of LOCAL judges, and that has to be the worse offense we can think of other than being one of the LOCAL judges. This award has warts all over it. It has lost any prestige it eva had.

Can you name any of the artists from 2 years ago whitout looking at our list. NFWay.

Image is from former PillyPutian "artiste" Anna Neighbore. Rally. What an ambitious, awe inspirwhoring, original, skillfool execution. HHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! Poser.

Zoe Strauss: The Bain Of Our Existentialism

2012-01-17T06:39:00.000-05:00

HHHHHHAhahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!! We don't know what that headline means but we liked the sound of it.

What led us to write it though is the hilhairitee that Zoe Strauss, who chases around the downtrotted and records their misery to enrich herself, is kinda closer to Dah Mit Willheard Rommee, millionaire candidate for the Repukeicons, than you might imagine.

See, you know those 54 ugly billboards that Zoe got from "The" PMA? Well the story is that she was buying 4 for her show at the Philadelphia Museum from Clear Channhell. Yes the same company that has ruined small radio stations around the country and as you can see took over much of the local filly market when it comes to billboards.

BUT GUESS WHO IS CONNECTED TO CLEARCHANNHELL????????? Yes BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! Yes Bain!

So the recordwhore of the down and outthers (ZOE) is in chawhootz with a corporate raider, killer of USA jobs. This should cum as no surprise since the PMA itself is a local raider and job killer of the unaFILLYhated gangless membturd artists like yous!!!!!!!!!

As an aside we laughed when we saw the people that the PMA brought in to the Zoe opening to make it look like a full house. They got an entire marching band that took up half the place. Many of the others in attendance were Zoe's South Filly frenz and neighbores that had to plop down $8 bucks to dance. Do they know she has made 10's of thousands of dollwhores on their misfortune we wonder?????

Then there were the other hanger-ons like theartblog.org, and other cabal members, and some brown boy who is next in line for a billboard thanks to Carlos Basteradohoe at the PMA who only will talk to you if you are also a brown person. What's next, a unhick billboard artist brought in by Tom Rub????

This place is so corrupt, and at the same time pitifool, that we almost feel bad reporting on it. But, to let these things go on unrecorded would just be another crime in a long list brought to you by the elites.

We think we figured out what existentialism means thanks to Henney Youngman, the "New York" artist flavwhore of the day. It's as if like that you are here so you must "be" and hence your art must "be" too. HHHHHHahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! Yous crack us the fuck up yo. Not!

PS - what does it say about the health of ClearChannhell that they had/have 54 billboards that were empty? HHHHHAhahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!! JO'z!!!!!

Tyler Green Is a Toethell A-Hole.

2012-01-16T06:31:00.000-05:00

Where the fuck did this guy Tyler Green cum outta anyways???? We axed the same about Hrag Vartanian at Hypherallerjeck and we ax it again with "MAN"!?!?!??! now at artinfo. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blogs were cool when they first plopped out. They were free and democrathick and any fool could post their daily thoughts about life, and in this case art. So fine. You had lots of amaturds like Hrag and Tylher. What we want to know is what the fuck happened? Answer: money got involved, the media was co-optitted for dough, and loosers with zero background or a talent for writing or art took over. Sound like a familiar story?

Here's what these JO's do. It's so easy as to be sickening. They wait for someone, like Heneysheehee Youngtart or Zoshe Strauss, to get a hot after someone else proclaims they are great and then they start to write about them too. Boy that takes a special eye, brain, talent. But worse than that they bring nothing new to the conversation. They remind us of the cable "BARKING DOGS" who throw political talking point after talkingpoint until we are about to scream "How do these idiots get these gig"?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Answe: the same way all the famass shit artists and cable news foolz and politicians and everyone else does, they buy their way in after the swear allegiance to their keeper.

Green goes trolling around for the most popular stories and then gives his youless 2 cent. Why would you listen to HIM!?!?!??!?!?! IS that all it takes to be a writer these daze? Where are your ideas? Where are people we never heard of you are willing to stand up and shout out they are great? And don't give us one example form the past 10 years you have been sucking up art news time. And also, where are your links to the bloggers who helped you get notice in the begging Green, artinfo?

Tyler Green publishes top ten and top 100 and top this and that list he makse up and then creates a dumbass poll outta it. Then you helpers of the insiders go there an put dunkats in the pockets of Green, the color of said currentsee, and now you are stiff with him the rest of your life while anyone who is actually god at the job will never see the light of day.

YOU ARE RESPONSIBULL READTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!! STOP VOTING FOR THE HAVE'S, STOP GOING TO THEIR SHOWS, STOP GOING TO BLOGS THAT SERVE DEE "MAN". STOP STOP STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We know you feel better now that we got that out for yous. Spend the time to find sources of good art crithackscism, good art, good politcal news, good music, good book good SHIT! Follow smart people on facebook and twitter and on the intertoob. Bill Moyers has his own website that is shit hot. He is smart. He understands, he's not afraid to speak, he is rightass. Block out these foolz like Green and Havg who will suck the life outta you, your time is your life.

Go back through our pages, search for "Brainfood" for a start. We want you to use your preciass time to learn the truth and we want to inspire yous to stay away from these gangs that try and pull you in and screw your at the same time.

lovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee yaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H+H

Poop Is Back With A New Tan, Same Olde Smell!!!

2012-01-15T12:53:00.000-05:00

EDITH Newhall IS BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was gone for another month which makes her vacation time somewhere over 8 weeks this year. Nice package you gotz their hon. Can't say you deserve it. Did you git back to your dusty easle that you abonandoned after your Moore graduation debutaunt show at Locks? Nay, didn't think so. But you are an authority. ?????

So what's our problem wit Ediff Samesaw? Well, after her long absess she jumps right back in on the same mary-go-round. You gots the Print Center's Elizabeth Spungen pushing nudies from the 70's, and they look it. Some tiny shit blurb on the invisible Works On Paper Gallery. The artist must be a blueblood, although it is an easy walk from the Print Center. And last, and the yeast, she gotz Gallery Joe wit militain't feminhiss artist and hated Templar arts administraturd of pain, Marilyn Holsing.

We will not waste our or your time on the first two. The third is a real winner!!!!!!!!!!!! HHAhahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaH!!!!!!!!

Look! Smell! Holesing is part of the problem in Fillytowne, plain and simple. And besides all those that are disguted by her polithicks as some kinda of hatfilled administrator of pain towards the poor adjuncts where she rules like Marie Antoinette, but bitchier, her work is actual about Marie Antoinette!!!! We couldn't dream this shit up!!!! We can just see Holsling hollering "LET THEM ADJUNCTS EAT CAKE"! "THEY CAN'T HELP ME". While all the time kissing the ass of anyone in the court above her who can serve her personal innerests.

The work sucks, even though this highherher of educaturds demands skills used only in the olden times, but lacks said chops herself. Being a over-the-top haturd of men Marylin uses all the tools that women artist of to-day MUST use like fabdick and cutouts and her laddies have beehive doos and and nothing but BS for anyone witout the tick of a damaged human.

Ediff layzilee fallz back on her formula using other artists to compare this artist whit. BTW, we use the word artist looslshe.

"Holsling's girls are dressed in shirtwaist dresses reminiscent of Patty McCormack in the The Bad Seed." –Edith

But Eidff thows a jab at the meanie of the art school halls and says that the best part of the exhibit is made possible only because of her collabherhaturds, including a Pew winner videograp-her.

When we saw all the other hype on this insider from all three of the usual shamefool suspecks, all suporters of the have's, we laughed at the subject matter, Marie Antoinette. IT IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't any of yous locals hear about the protests in NY and Philadelphia and everywhere around the entire world??????????

We will not disgust Ed Sowhatshe or PhillyWeeklyPorn or CitypaperPorn. Why bother, it's all the same shit, the same galleries, same artists, same same that Ediff bores about.

NYT: Zoe Strauss is an Amaturd.

2012-01-13T13:34:00.003-05:00

HHHHHAhahahahahahah!!!!!! We have been stating this all along, but when the newspaper of record for the entire art world says it, WHAM! POW! BANG! SMELL!

Ms. Karen Rosenberg is a pro. Of course she will parse her words carefooly not to totally anneyealhate poor, untrained, uneducated and plain olde, plain olde Zoe. She throws her a few mild compliments, we think, then she goes in for the strangle hold. The garrote is the tool of choice employed by hired assassins because it renders the victim speechless. This is crucial in the case of Zoe who believes the hype she is "Carrassmathick".

Anyways here is s quote for yous

"she continues to identify as an amateur, or at least retains certain amateur tics." Hellrow!!!!!!! Thank you Ms. Rosenberg.

Now you have to remember that getting a terribull review in the Times is more than most of yous could ever dream of. Ms. Strauss' klan has to give her some ink, they are sistas in arms afterfall. Just look at the twitter tag Zoe uses. She puts it right out there, in your face, yo! (see the screen grab for this post)

We think that any crithack who is put on the train to visit flthadelphia, forced to drive in a bus to look at 54 freakin ugly billboards, that portray the same ugly cityscape that surrounds said billboards, IS GONNA BE PISSED!!!! She has to leave the place where the truly most talented best and brightest live in the land of lights, diamonds and gold, a maywhore that's one of the richest 1 percent in the country, and cum to Sillytowne.

Plus any crithack who all goes all out positive for any fool from outside the New York borders would be a laughing stock and maybe be drummed outta her clique. Jeeezzzzz!!!!! Comeon now, whaddyathink?

We love her though and here is yet another reason. And she lays this out in this order.

The installation "...feels a bit overloaded, if deliberately so, with 170 prints and 3 slide shows arrayed in a space much smaller than the football-field-size site under the highway.)

Organized by Peter Barberie, a photography curator at the museum’s Alfred Stieglitz Center,...

Darn Peturd Barbeebareass, there goes your hopes of getting a decent gig in New York. HHHHAhahhahahahahhahahaha!!! A-Hole.

Next's a jab at the elitism the PMA continues to display and has been paid notice of by the bigger museums and writers.

"The billboards, though far-flung for a viewer traveling by train or foot, are crucial. (And they aren’t just for locals; quite a few are in well-touristed areas like the perimeter of 30th Street Station and the steps of the Philadelphia Museum.)"

We would like to add that this is very telling in the feelings the PMA has towards the locals. They know they have zero support from the artists because of their insideturdism games, and their prices are so high most people can't take their kids there, and the poor don't have cars to traphates around town to see Zoe's billboards. so their stratitty is and has been to cut out the local taxpayers who help keep the lights on and go for the tourists and rich folk.

The final line is purhaps the best because it hints at the fact that Zoe is already done. It is also suggested earlier on when Ms. Karen says that Zoe's work done outside of Filly sucks.

"The question hanging over “Zoe Strauss: Ten Years” is, what comes next?"

ICA Continues to Bore

2012-01-13T06:20:00.000-05:00

Why does the ICA suck so bad? We have been axing ourselves that for so long when the answer is right in front of yous. We will help yous see why it doest sucketh so bad.

The Space
Cold, Gray, Dark, Damp, Did we say COLD? Then there's the upstairs cramped quarturds and the infamass RAMP!!!!!!

The Cabal
Once you git to know the scene you will see all the connecturd dots. In a recent post from your truly we featured a boy named Paul Swenbeck. If you wondturded how a half talent stuck in his boyhood daze can git into one of the betturd local galleries here is the answer. He works for the ICA doing the heavy lifting they hire the hairy sex to do. Hey. Go back through their archives and you will see eveybody you see every time you open your eyes have connects to dem.

The Blog
HHAhahhahahahahahhahahahahahh!!!!!!! Miranduh is the name, insiders talk is the game! They are som completely lame over there they don't even realeyez they cum off like total elites, which they are. The wittle PhD interns wax on about how great it is meeting another FEMALE art star.

Fems all Dee Way
Once again they prop up another FEMALE artist or a dozen. Citypaper does the ICA, AGAIN! this time on Jennifer Bolande. There also seems to be some sorta Isrealhee connection going on. Is it a coincsadense that their former leadturd got the top spot at the Jewish Museum in NY???? seems like a one hand washes the other kinda thing if you pay attention.

The Special Tours
This is realy sumptin. If you pay a certain amount of dough to the laddies at the ICA they will escort you to all of their frenz studios. YIPPEE!!!!!!!! Of course most of them are girlie studios too, except for the men that work)ed_ for dem. And they will drive you to some NY collecturds suite to meet before the Whitney Biennial opens. Isn't it kinda embarrassing to point out that not one filly artist is included? Guess not in their wayword world!!!!

BoyCOCK the ICA
This place is one of the very worse of the worse. Supporting them in any way is a blow agaisnt rightassmess and your own frenz. They are hateurds and will never set foot in any of your or your frenz gigs, or acknowledge you exist so why in the world would you even visit their website yet alone help their attendance card or worse yet join one of their clubs. If yous think they will see you, then you are completely art-tarded.

The image of the burnt tree is from Ms. Bolande. Yet another tree. Sigh.

The Haturds Now are Misrepresenting Themselves!!!

2012-01-12T16:37:00.001-05:00

Another attack based on lies by a blog supported by theartblog.org. They recently linked to the hate sight in question on their blog, again trying to damage the reputaion of Mr. U.

Mr. UnaFILLYhated and a couple other artists have been the target of attacks from angry insideturds ever since CityPaper Porn published a story from Robin Rice using flimsy information. The always so-called evidance from these stalkers trying to uncover our true identitty, has been IP addresses. Note the plural use of dee word? They have sited up to 6 or more so far for Mr. U. Ridickulous! If you were to check the image here you would see they got the IP wrong and the wrong town.

To warn you against the rotten stunts these foolz will stoop to they have now sent a fake email cwhorespondence to Mr. U asking him if he would like to be be in a show. He was very professional and answered in the affirmative. Well the letter was a hoax to get his IP address, again.

We axed Mr. U. if he would mind showing us his address and he sent us this screen grab. We gave him the same website that the stalkers used, a site that shows you your IP. What he came up with is shown here. We did not doctor this, this is real. Scouts honor.

So the next time you get email from someone who sounds like they are sincere about a exhibition you can not even trust that. So along with Blacklisting, Intertoob Stalking, Interstate Web Stalking, Lies, A Web Hate Campaign, now your frenz at theartblog and their proxies are engaging in Misrepresentation.

And why? Because they don't want us, Harry and Harrietta Falloff, doing our rightass work of keeping you informed on the latest outrage. Theartblog.org does not want us to report when they play payola and practice exclusion and engage in other unethical and hatefool acts, so they attack with lies.

It's time yous wake up and also protect yourself from these kind of criminals like Citypaper Porn, theartblog and PhillyWeekly Porn. DO NOT EVER COMMENT at those places. Do not visit their websites!!!!!!!! They are e-ville and who knows how they will use your personal information. If they can try and take bread out of a local artist's mouth by blacklisting him through stalker we can only imagine what else they are doing.

The Crane is "Following" Us!!! Wha!?!?!

2012-01-12T08:49:00.002-05:00

We told yous before that some local fillytowne orgs "follow" us on twither and fakebook, like Locks Gallery and Nato Thompson and even some big time New York folks. All we can say is hhhhhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! We know we are providing a service no one else is so it is understandable that anyone wanting to be In-Dee-No would read us religiously. Almond.

We welcome everyone the same regardless of aFILLYhation so come on down and join us on

Now we have The Crane people following us. It's probably because we mentioned them recently and their little goggler thing popped up and told them. They were not mentioned to flatturd and we are sure they got that so why "follow" us. Simple. You heard the olde saw that sang "Keep your frenz close and your enemas closer" so that must be it. We don't consider any of yous out their our enamass though, we love yous and are trying to help yous by telling yous things your hanger-ons would never dare to confide.

So who is the Crane and why aren't they more important? One word says it all TEMPLE. Yes the foundturds of Dee Crane are Templarites. So of course they favor their alma mother that they pledge allegance to above and beyond everybody else including gawd and country. This is true of so many in our community that it is the one root that strangles the true talent and suck the life blood outta Philadelphia. Ha ha.

But what do the people who run the Crane and other insider clubs care. THEY GOT THEIRS!!!!! How they can be happy wit that flabergasses us because the scene is too small and inbred to be fun or exciting or taken serious by an one who is, well, seriass. The big time outta townhers laugh at us and scoff at any action from sillytowne. Sure there are those like artnet, and other a-holes who have to wash some local hands to get a BJ. But trust us, it is always a quid pro hoe.

The Crane could be a great venue but no matter what the show it is a deadened space and people can't seem to really enjoy themselves. Or maybe that's them trying to be cool. But the shows are always overhung which is completely art-tarded given the size of the Ice Box, and the work is almost too small. We guess that makes sense because the locals have teenie tiny studios and have teenie tinhee ambitions and the local collecturds like to pick up teenie tiny works for itsy bitsy prices. Snore.

Even when shows appear to be from from some outside group they almost always have a local connection. The Italian Show last year, that sounded like it came from the Eyetalian Embassy was really a Templar Tyler fest. The curehaturd was from there and picked Tylerites almost exclusively, forget if they had any real Italian blood in em. Look deep enough and there is always a connection.

When there is no obvious connection it is likely that the founders and their frenz hope for a pay back, like with the Abstraction Boring Faction show that was up recently. What a snooze fest and some of the artists were big names. Even good work looked dead in their except for the big orange corkscrew sculpture and a few paintings that used fabric, or were they fabric pieces that had painting???

The Crane is a good place to examine because it is the BIGGEST EXAMPLE of what is wrong wit fillytowne. And what eva happened to the Sky Box??? It's just as big and is the oh so cool North hipsturd enclave of towne. Oh yeah. They aren't connected.

So the moral is, "for any of yous who are thinking of wasting one second in preparing a proposal to send to the Crane Cabal, if yous aren't from Tyler, or can not pay the insiders back in more than the fee to rent this huge vanity gallery, fogeddabouttit"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Leads This Ship of Foolz?

2012-01-11T08:57:00.000-05:00

Is the art boat, nothing like the Love Boat of lore, rudderless? In a way it would be better to think that than to think there is an e-ville leader, or leadturds, inflicting the dystopia the local scene trudges through, like so much shit and no future to speak of. Is our fearless invisible leader Tom Rub? Pllleezzzzzz.

Look at the grants for individuals. Wait, we can't find any. Look at the regional shows. Whoops nothing there. Oh sure, now we have the Delaware Museum charging you poor foolz $40 a head to laugh when they pick a handfool of former PMA curhaturd John Ravenal's olde frenz. HHHHHAhahahahahhhahahahahahhaa. We will pass and hope yous will too until they pick a judge with no ties to the local elites.

So are the people at the Delaware Art Museum our leaders? They have a least given the impression they care about the unseen, unclean art masses. They don't.

Or maybe it's the Dark Knights of Florida who rule. They came out with their short list. And gues who's on it. You Win! The same olde same oiled. CFEVA (quick can you name even one of the current crew?), The Templar Crane (Wing of Templar Tylerlites), Fleisher home of the Insiders Grant for Girls, The Kimmel The Little Berlin-hers The College of Girls, we mean Moores Sean Smelly Stoops and poor ever enough dough UArts!!!!! THere are of course the requizshit PC"ers of every color and stripe, how hum. If you were to say you needed money to heat your frozen studio or buy supplies to make the next great masterpiece they would laugh out loud.

Where are the galleries that show art with a capidull "D"? They are the only thing to be found. Only gift shops showing counterfit and posing as deposhitwhories of the real goods. Where are the leaders in that branch of the local scene? Is it now Bridgitte Mayer? HHHAhahhahhahhahahhahahaha!!!!!!

And what ever happened to that art czar and his committee of countless insiders boasting of one artists to represent the producers of said product? If you think a fiber show is the way to go, hey we made a rhyme!, then you are outta your mind. Hey, we did it again Harry!!!!!!!! How bout we load up a pair of tan Dockers with horse shit for you Mr. Chairman and call that fiber art?

We think "they" are meeting, goings on, more like social parties rally, of the rich and infamous that lead the scene with a heavy hand and heartless heads. They simply funnel everything to each other and put up mental blocks against the fact that no ones visits their mausoleums. Yous artists have finally caught on and opt outta their sideshow. Only the students looking for a cheap beer and feel show up anymore. The elder artists have had it up to there with your hatefool greed. We will not support you with our membership dollars, we will not support you with entry fees, we will not use our blogs as tools for you foohells, we will not look upon the retreaded tired mess you call art, we will not we will not we will not.

Dissdopeheha is upon us and "they" are drinking champagne in empty spaces. Ax their star, Zoe Strauss. BTW Zoe, artnet skipped over you to celebrate Black Art Month with Henry O. at PAFA and a real photographer that you stole your gig from, Joel Sternfeld at Luhring Augustine in NEw York. YIPPEE!!!!!!!

2012-01-10T23:57:00.000-05:00

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"Art Forms in Nature" by Ernst Haeckel

2012-01-10T10:07:00.003-05:00

Images from handbook for amaturd rip off skullpturds. See Paul Swenbeck post below.

Black History Month is Over

2012-01-10T07:03:00.000-05:00

Is this Black History Month of the Artists or sumptin? We have noticed that all of a sudden there are black male artists everywhere we look. See artnet as an example, then again don't bother. Artinfo is a much better site, more contemporary design, more stories, better images, slideshows, better writing and other related shit. We don't love them either but force ourselves and our elves to look for yous.

Anyways, we are mentioning this Black Month thing because we are against all such commemerhations. We feel that everyone should be equal. How novel. And that separating black artists or feline artists or any group into, well a group, is downright DEE-MEAN-ING.

Mean is the root of these monthly memorials because they are rooted in hate, that's why they were started, to level the playing field in the olden times. But in the arts we are post-hate aren't we? Instead all these clans have become the problem. Each fighting against their brothers and sisters who should be equal. The have's pitt yous against them and them against us and she against he and black against brown... Isn't that so art-tarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So let this be the last, if it is truly some sort of segregation month for black artists. Maybe it's all just an innocent cooinnocence. HHHHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The black ribbon symboleyezes so many things, but mostly sadness. So we are using it to register our sadness that there are those still amongst us who are prejewdass foolz!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. UnafillyHATED vs Paul Swenbeck

2012-01-09T10:00:00.001-05:00

Arrested Developmentalist extradinhairless Paul Swenkback has a show up at what could have been the only decent gallery in Fillytowne. With his show and that of other local art-tarded boys stuck in Star Trek space, the gallery has been in a noise dive recently. "Scotty, Scotty, full reverse thrusturds!!!!!!!!!"

Mr. Swnek, or should we call him master Swenk, is actually a full grown adult male speciman. And he is one of the local Star Fleet white boy educaturd insiders gang. His wife is even more of an insider than him but wit the mob style climate in killadelphia he is bound to rise to the low ceiling "they" all do.

Why do we mention his connections? Obviously because that is the only way someone dressing up pots and vessels made of clay would be in a decent local gallery. Who the hell else outside of here except for some weird mad potter, hey, is that a character in Alice in Wondturdland, would want this shit in their space? But Paulie's work better belongs in children's fairy tales them a serious solo show.

Just like in cheap B space movies he lowers the lights and pumps up the sound to cover the flaws. We could go on about the ugly color choices, the greazy glazes that make this mud material so unpopular to the majority of honest art lovers, the references to childrens games and sy-fy movie set design pieces, but that's all so obviass. AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

Now we go to Mr. Unaffillyhated who is showing his own sculptural pieces in an outta town location. He would never be accepted into anything in fillytowne because he has been put on the hateturds BlackLIST! It's true. That's because "they" think he's poor little us. Wrong! But "they" need a target for their hate and he was picked.

Looking at these two together you get the sense one is serious and one is a joke. Even though there are some similaritties. Both have otherworldly qualities. But let's look at that. Swenk's world is a silly science fiction world, like from Dr. Who or some such shit. Mr. U's work is a mystery. Questions are raised as to it's origins, they are unknown but seem possible, unlike Mr. Pee's who are of comic book quality.

Why are Swenk's bloobs and leafless trees so silly, hee hee? The bright colors that vibrate against each other, the glossy surfaces that are cute and slimy at the same time. But Mr. U's are sexy. Grown up, out of the earth, rough, grainy, REAL, but we don't know from what civilization they have sprung. The materials of plaster, charcoal, sand and dry pigment has INTEGRITITTY! The colors are somber for the most part and surfaces very dry. The shapes are classical in a way, but not from any culture we know. There's one black one that looks like a perky little black tit standing straight up. That beats some shape stolen, Paul, outta the handbook of every amaturd sculpturd in the world, "Art Forms in Nature" by Ernst Haeckel, duh.

The 3D shit in Mr. U's work is only part of his show, he also has paintings and installations, so it's not exactly apples to apples, but it's close enough. Maybe Fleishwhore Oldman should ax him to do a solo stint and then we could really see what he could do mano a man. But that is as far fetched as the fantasies of a grown man who is still stuck in a child's mind.

We have made an oath to ourselves to limit our word count in the posts for 2012, so we will end it here. We wrote this because no one else would outta their pure hate and exclusivititty, the practice best known by all art writurds everywhere. That is except for us!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHAhahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!

The funny looking image is actually the work of Paul Swenk. You can go see it now if you can find a parking space in center city. You will have to drive to NY to see Mr. U's work, we know yous won't. Is that a little gray turd on the bottom right?

The Strauss Scouge is UPON US!!!!!!!

2012-01-08T11:41:00.000-05:00

50, yes fifty, now we hear 54, fucking billboard sites with the work of one mediogre filly photographer. What could be a poorer use of art funding in this economy??? Answer: NUTSLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yous make us sick.

So the Philadelphia Museum of foolz thought the best way to use valuable resources in the closest thing to a Depression this country has seen since the last big "D" is to give ONE, wittle artist, so much art real estate it is stagghering.

Even if Philadelphia had one really unbeleiveably shit hot amazing world class artist would it be wise to give them all the dough you have? Would that artist even want that? Wouldn't they feel some pang of self disgust at their egomania and want to share said bucks? Answer: any decent person would.

Truth is that the Philadelphia Museum could have used the money to find the next great artist. Zoe has her following already. Her gangs have served her well considering her shoot from the hip hope I hit something like I did a few times when I first started but the more acclaim I get the more lame I get record.

Even the tiny Delaware Museum is holding a regional open call for artists. Although their judge is a formwhore PMA curehaturd. Wanna guess who will be "in" and who will be "out"? But the grossteck elite curhaturds and their bosses in sillytowne, the PMA or ICA, would they consider holding a show that served the entire communtiy. It's simply a total disgrace. SMELL! They know we are here and have been axing them to be more inclusive. They see the Occupy shit and the teahackers and "the" people getting pissed at their lowly plight and the disgust they feel toeards the "have's everythings" like the PMA and ICA and Fabric Workshop and and that crowd. And what's their answer, a big 54 FU!!!!!!

Where is the funding for INDIVIDUALS!!!!!!! It would help balance this kind of tribalism if individuals could get a crumb here or there. This has to be one of the worse cities and states in the country! Why would any student or decent artist ever want to stay here. Then you have the murder-a-day stats that are so sick we can't believe any parent would even let their lovely innocent child step foot in this town. So you have that on the bottom and the elites at the top and zero in between.

HAVE YOUS NO DECENTSEE?!?!?!??!??!??! Obviously not.

R U Even On The Top 1,000 List?

2012-01-07T12:19:00.002-05:00

We are noticing shows wit huge numbers of artists on them. Of course if you are from fillytowne u r not on the Whitney 2012 Biennial List. That's to be expected?

Anyways, you probably took a glance at the list we posted here. Are you on it? How about the list we have in the body of this post below? Do you even know anybody on these lists? How many? Why didn't they tell you about it or recommend you to the curehaturds?

You know where we're going wit this right? WHERE THE FUCK R U?!?!??!?!? How far down on the art list RU?!?!?!?!? We are talking hundreds of names and these are shows only 90 miles from here. Do you get invited to give your work away for free like from Fleisher or Inliquid? How about the Young Insiders Org of the Philadelphia Museum of Art? No, we didn't think so.

A good way to see how "out" you are is to apply to the Delaware Museum of Art's Centennial show. It's an open call. We bet hundreds of yous will be rejected. Why, cause John Ravenal is a form PMA curehaturd wit too many ties to the area to be a fair judge. Should we ax our Magical Fantesticle Crytal Ballz who will make the cut? Naw, it's just too easy. Even you can guess witout the aid of majit tools and techknowlogee.

So what can you do about your lowly plight? Join as many gangs as you can. Get cosmethick surgery to to change from a he to a she or mabe become a hermafrobite. We can dress real weird and ugly and stare into space like a zombie, just emulhate Richard Torchia or Virgil Marti or Zoe Strauss. Ax yourself what they all have in common and do that. We have read books and watched motovational moves that say you need to think positive, to "attract" what you are after wit your brain waves. Or you could forget about all of this political nastimess and be content as invisible. We have been trying to get yous to "do something" about these inequititties but you just lurk there and do nutsling. We respect that but we don't understand it.

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First Friday Pricks!!! Filladelfeehahahahah!!!

2012-01-06T11:35:00.003-05:00

Maybe yous have notittedz we haven't mentioned the local left wing on the cover sex slave porn mag in the back Citypaper and PhillyWeekly lately. There's a reason for that.

These two rags, that are almost indistingsqishable from one another, and also no alternative the "the" paper of record the Inquirer, are so totally messed the fuck up we can't even believe it. Yous do know that the original ownwhorez sold out to a media CORP not that they were much betturd before.

But, again we can't tell one from the other, they basically have the same list of "First Friday" pricks month after month (see the illustration). theartblog has the same list. The inquirer has the same list. YOUS do not exist. Yous are dead to them hence no collector, or art lover, or art consultant, or anyone surfing the web will ever know you make art.

The only crew that is on the list are generally the under 35 crowd and the rich elite institutions. Sound familiar? Where are the middle class elder practicioners of art who helped makes it possible for these "othhers" to exist? NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

Let us be 100% honest. We do not care even one eyeoatah about exhibiting in sillytowne. We saw the light years ago when things were getting better because thanks to those who are now treated as if the do not exist. They were never given a fair chance to compete with funding and media and and. We too did our bit to help make things better only to be scorned by the have's. But we are here for the same reason we were engaged then, to HELP OTHER ARTISTS. Period. We still have the fire in our bellies that is constantly being ignititted by people like Citypaper Porn and PihladelphiaWeekly Porn massage and BJ ad sellers.

We will not add flame to the fire by giving yous a list of the little co-ops and big name tax funded institutions. If you don't have this short list memoreyezed by now you are truly art-tarded and we can not help yous. WKAE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, for your personal protection, never, never, attempt to comment at these places. It is evident that most of yous have figured this out since they get hardly any comments. Good for yous. Better yet would be to never lay your weary intertoob eyez on their sorry asses or dirty your hands with their filthy newprint again.

WARNING!!! AUCKTOME!!! Same goes for commenting on theartblog.ogres. They have recently put up new verbáge to make you feel safer. Never forget the blacklisting campaign they have waged agaisnt others who have had the stones to call them out for their crimes. Here is what they now say as to their comments "Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *". This says they must have your email for you to comment. But it does not say they will never use your ip address against yous. The proof is there that they most certainly will!!!

Haven't you had enough yet?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Shit Artists Who Criticize Yous

2012-01-06T10:29:00.004-05:00

It takes time, a lot of it, and a very special person to write good art crithackscism. We certaintly don't claim the title. Hell, we can't even spell write. And being serious artists we don't have the time to invest in doing a good job of talking about fellow artists in a way they deserve. But ,we do know what we like and believe 100% we have earned the right to say whether we like someone's effarts or not because we spent our lives in the studios banging our heads agaisnt the wall trying to make good art. And have done pretty well. Just look with your eyes at this blahg. In the end even when we hate someone's shit we are trying to be constructive by telling them what no one else will. Can you say the same for most of the self-proclaimed art writurds out there?

But Look! Smell! around at those who are talking about your art. So many call themselves artists it ain't funny. But even if we let that slight slide they would still all suck. We are talking about people like Matthew Rose the paste-up artist, theartblog's laughable dunce duo Roberta Fallon and Libby Rosof, Joanne Mattera and her decorhaturd grids, Martin Bromirski and his tired fucking dots, Edith Newhall with her non-existain't paintings, Ed Sozankis' photography, Robin Rice's food trove, the list goes on.

Now this is an age olde question we know but we firmly land on the side of common sense that says "IF YOU WERE AN ARTIST AND KNEW WHAT GREAT ART WAS YOU WOULD EFFIN MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!!!!" And yous don't. But yous would if you could. But somehow you know enough to decide which artists should get some ink and then you waste that space with pedestrian gargáge.

Besides that, people like theartblog.org are typical of a type that buy a piece of paper they buy with this degree or that at the age of 20 something, still children, then never work for anybody or any insitiution or company in their chosen field. Instead they hang a shingle up and are instant experts. Whyyyyyy?!!! Whatever happened to the glories of experience? Being menturd by some great? Being an apprentits? Competing in an atmosphere where others better than you work? And who judges you when you take this ridiculous path. We say that you had no other option because you sucked from the start. Every fledging writer wants to work for the Times or some big magazine.

If yous so called artists want to keep a blog as a sort of diary, or as a place to share art from other artists that you like, or try and help others through an actipissed site, whateva, but do not criticize those who are have been able to produce work stronger than anything you will ever squeeze out, smell, then rightch on yo.

What is worse than even those ego inflatitted writer/artcrithacks are those that SEEK THEM OUT. YOUS!!!! We suggest that any of yous who want a reputation as a real artist must stay as far away from these losers as possible. Most will hurt you for no other reason than envy. The better you are the harder they will be on you case because they are blinding green. Many will never mention yous if you were to beg them but at some point if you are doing well enough they will have to talk about you and then they will treat you like crap. But that's all most of them can produce in the way of crithacscism anyway, so what the hell is the matter with yous???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!

Now, yous artists and art students, get back to work and do not waste even one second reading any of the afromentioned. There are others out there too and yous know who they are. If you are seeking inspiration go to sites with great images, go visit the New York galleries, get a book by a real crithack, but stay away from these time sucking no talent foolz. HIDE if you see them or better yet scorn them like they do to you and your friends.

The image is by Matthew Rose who cant help but to listen to himself talk and in between cuts up shit and sticks it around until the balance is right in his simpleton mind. He does know enough that of you steal someone else's good graphics, especially black and white ones, espeically old ones, and then glue down some colofool ones on top it will appear to be artisdick. It's not. We can find no ideas or passion in his usually unambitious cut-outs that he makes small and cheap so he can make a few measly francs. We do not blame him for his ex-pat status, but it doesn't appear to have helped you at all. Put a plug in it Matthew. And then to assholeshehate with the art criminals theartblog.sin, how low will you go?

Mssr. Rose wit his wittle birdie "Wall Paper". You got that part right, wallpaper.

Happy Your Holy Day: I am doing better than yous

2012-01-03T07:49:00.001-05:00

Dear Possible Future Art Consumher,

Merry Christmas, aka Christ's Birthday, I wish you well. 

But this newsletter is on a quarterly schedule and since a new year is about to commence it is the perfect opporunity for me to brag about my sucksexfool career achivments in the hopes you will be so impressed yous will plop down some cash to buy my smelly, weakass, tired effarts at art making.

It is a two prong stragititty with the second part being to let the other artists I know know that I am doing better than yous. Of course I do realeye some of yous will see thru what is really a pretty meager record and that these shows and sales look much better on paper than they are and anyone who is in the know, knows. But my ego is bigger than the hipsturd haircut encased brain I own.

I want yous bloggers that I "use" whenever I want to publizeyez my shit, that I want my shit posted asap. But I will never stoop so low as to write you a personal note or ever bother to reach out to you in any way no assholsehaheted with something about ME ME ME at any other time except for my tacky group email newspetter thingie that no pro would ever think was something one should do!!!!!!

So just read this and weep, then post it on your blog or as I have noted at the bottom, please forward this to all of your contacts, especially the collectors of your work that you have taken an entire lifetime to cultivhate even though I would never recommend you in a thousand years and have never invited you into anything I have ever curehated or that my little cast of characturd clan has organized just shut the fuck up and do my bidding because you are a nobody until I need something.

And Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to me. I mean yous.

Poser Lightweight of Little Note Outside of my own enormass head. xoxoxox

Our One Sure Thing Predicktion: Photography Will Suck!

2012-01-02T06:52:00.000-05:00

We hate resoultions but predicktions are fun! YIPPEE!!!!!

We could probably cum up wit other shit but this one is for sure and should top any other list in our opinion.

PHOTOGRAPHY SUCKS and will continue to suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Locally you have Zoe Strauss at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Sure she got lucky once outta every couple hundred shots she took at the beginning. That percentage has gone down as her sucksex has gone up. That is one true indicthaturd of a truly great artist and a poser propped up by a mafia gang. Like Zoe.

Her shit falles into the William Eggleston catagwhory, that he didn't invent, and is so over-crowed as to be ridickulous. And is it surprising with the advent of amazing camera and printing technology and the over populahated corp art system of posers that this easy point and shot approach would float, more like drown?

Of course these are the anything-goes-daze in art so the approaches vary widely. But nearly as widely as you would think. Very little is new even with the use of Photoshot shit and computer techknowldgy that is easy to purchase and learn.

When pictures and moving pictures where first invented there was first a lull in experimentation but soon after there was a spike that included the discovery if most of the same techniques used today. We would say that painters and sculptors have advanced much further. Even sexy pictures are nothing new, well new except to the yout still trying to figure out to use their pee pee. They send their frenz pictures of themselves, and those they hate, over the intertoob, that's new. But in the olden daze kids would play doctor and engage in eye to real body experiences. That still can't be beat. YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!

We could tick off an endless list of bad photographers and have to say we can't remember the last time we were wowed by any practiconher. The best stuff we see comes from the brave and truly talented who risk they ass to get images of people in the struggle for rightassmess around the globe.

The NYT's has a couple nice year-in-photos slide shows you can view taken of important world events. Otherwise we ankgasslee await your list to us. Use the vomment hole. HHHHHHHHHHAhahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

As an aside: Philadelphia has won the distinction of having the most murders of the top 10 largest populated cities in the USA. Approximately 1 every day. So as a tie-in you could consider Philadelphia a war zone, so where are the images of war?

Tracey Emin Award!!!! YIPPEE!!!!

2012-01-01T10:38:00.002-05:00

We must thank and congratulate artist Tracey Emin from the old country for showing YOUS the way. When we say Yous we mainly are talking this time about yous artists who are sucksexfool. Here's what we are talking about.

Ms. Emin is giving back, unlike so many of yous who are doing well thanks to the larger community. She has taken a teaching job and will be using all the money she makes from that gig to buy art supplies and helping her students financially. This is called a good example, DUH!!!! Are you listening Virgil and Zoe and Dick and yous other insider takers?!?!?!??!?!

Do any of yous think you would be doing well without the little people who put yous on their blogs and come to your shows and give money to "the" Museum and pay their taxes that help the museums and other orgs stay afloat? Answer: NOOOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!!

So maybe yous locals don't get 5 and six figure prices for your so-called art, but you can give back and show support in other ways. How about sticking your head out into the public in galleries and co-ops that aren't on the usual insidturds list? How about when offered a show you include under-recognized artists instead of sucking up all the light for your selfass selves. What kind of "important" local filly artist needs yet another show of the same shit in the same year in the same small town anyways? We think it's embarrassing for yous. There are countless other ways to be good artists and we don't count your current circle jerk of insider paybacks.

We ax you nicely to scrub those scales from your encrusted eyes and brains and start to think of others. Like Tracey. We are hoping her actions will become the newest big trend for 2012 and beyond. We mean the part about her helping her students, not the shaking of her booty to make it to the top. But if that's what it takes then fine. But at least once you've "made it" use that distinktion for doing some goods works for others. Almond

This Is BIG! 800 Year Conspearassy Against Art!!!

2011-12-31T12:20:00.001-05:00

We are at great risk devulging this information to yous. We hope that these dangerass foolz are not so stupid to listen to the haters like thartblog, Joanne Mattera, Little Berlindhers, Fungalpagehers, PhillyWeekly Porn, CityPaper.porn and the others who are spreading lies as to what they believe is our true identitties. Lies!

Yesterday we talked about how the art system has become a thing of various gangs that started out as alturnatives to the statdick hoes but are now dee man. It's all true, corpocrassy rules the day.

But the bigger story is the ancient conspearassy's intention to take down rightassmess in all it's forms. Art used to be a honorable pursuit which has obviously headed into the pooper. This started with the Knights Templwhores way back when the King of France sent his secret police out to exteminhate all the Templwhores that he originally hired to do his nasty biding. You can google this shit if you want to delve deeper into the historical asspecks of the origins of the Templwhores.

But the Templwhore begot other secret orgs like the Freedmashons and the Kawantus that are currently having meetings in almost every village in the world including yours. Anyways they all have one mission. To grab up as much money and push their conservative agendas up your beehinds as far as possible.

That's where the arts cum in. See, these secret society memturds have infiltrhated the arts at the highest levels. Of course the monied rule and they hire their family and friends who must swear an oath to mess yous low lifes up.

They have a long range stragtitty that works like this. They started with egalaterriatism so they could get their no talent people in the doors of institutions and galleries. This worked great because they got full cooperhation from the art school corps because this increased enrollment and then they could hire more of their poser moles as teachers. Only rich people can teach now because you need an advanced degree even if you are the best practicioner in dee world.

They then went onto Mulit-Culturalism which opened the doors even further and let in every rich kid so and daught of the Templwhore Freedmashonz in the entire planet. YIPPEE!!!! Boy those people are so much smarter than you and they have the big buck to back them up. You never stood a chance.

So now they have formed al they little supposhead special interest groups (they are really all the same) which appear to fight amongst each other for a small piece of the art pie. BTW have you noticed that art funding has all but disappeared for individual artists and small art orgs, especially start ups? That was part of the plan because the 1 percenturds who created this false economy and the crash are all the same people. Jeeezzzzz. How stupido can you be?

So now they are almost to the final solution. That will naturally arrive as they compleatly dominhate every single job from the very top to the very smallest in the field. Moles, all of them!!!!! Some unsmart zombie followers will do their bidding to make a few bucks. There are always plenty of Bendadick Arnholes too as you can see. And it will all look on the up and up except for one thing.

These sons and daughters of the Templwhores SUCK AT MAKING REAL ART!!!!!! Why do you think you haven't seen anything exciting for years and every year just gets worse and worse? Because if "they" see a great artist that is not one-of-dem they use every tackdick available to them starting wit ignoration of said artists. When they do manage to get an exhibit it will never be mentioned in any newspaper, on any website or any art blog. If that is not completely sucksexfool and someone slips through they will be reviled in the press, have opportunities taken away through back door channels, and ultimately be BlackFISTED!!!!!!!!!

It wasn't that hard for the rich, smart secret sociitties to pull this off. Sure they welcome you into their corp schools but even there you start to see the divid between them and yous. Once out of school the divid gets bigger and bigger. Some of "them" get teaching jobs for no apparent reason, their work is no better than you, in fact you were always stronger in every way, but "they" get the gig. So now they can eat and live decent while you work a shit job. They work fewer hours and have the summers off while you never stop working your day and night job. This is just the start.

Why is it that "they" get on the residency sircut and you can't seem to get a bite? How do they always get those grants while you get zero year after year? Do you really think it's the work? Pllleezzzzzz!!!! "They" are the ones who secretly are nominhated to the Joan Mitchell and the Louis Comfort while even when there is an open grant process and you have top people recommending you "they" always win, ALWAYS!!!

Well, we just gave you the answer. There is no other possible explanation. The sons and daughters of these Templwhores will always say it's the work and the weak and insecure will believe them. Then they will tell you it's luck because the judges change all the time. HHHHHAhahhhahahaha. Then why do the same people ALWAYS win???!??!?!? It's statisdickhelly impossible. They say it;s not your resume, they lie. Yaleies always donimate everything and they are the home base of the Templwhore secret society. Every notice where the heads of your governemnt come from? They are all the SAME PEOPLE!!!!!

So again. We are in danger now for revealing these truths and if anything bad happens, even if "they" say it;s an accident, because "they" run the govenrment and hire the poolice etc, you will know what the real cause was.

Like we said yesterday, the only thing you can do is love and help the others who are in the same boat as you and there are more of us than them. Do great work and give due where due belongs because of MERIT! Be supportive in any way you can. The weaker artists who get support can get better. Feel glad you can be part of a community of like minded people who are on the right side of things.

lovvvvvvveeeeeeeee yas!!!!!!!! Happy 2012!!!!!!!!

Year End Pep Squawk! Sucksex!!!!!

2011-12-30T09:20:00.000-05:00

Dear Students,

And anybody else wit half a brain (the part that's suppose to be functioning). Look! Smell! Everything you read, every contest, every year end list, every art magazine is Sans Silladelphia and it's artists. What does that say to yous?

The Whitless is Fillyless AGAIN! HAhhahahahhahahhahahah!!!!!! We respect their decision on that front, except for leading us on. We should be in there just for pulling off the most amazing google bomb ever thrown at those New Yorkher 1 Percenturds. The show looks totally full of shit so we don't feel so bad. But we are living proof that the powers that be in NY will not even give locals a look. If you had a studio visit wit them let us know. Oh. You wouldn't do that because that would mean they didn't pick yous because they thought you sucked!!!!!

And not even one artist we recognized is on the artinfo top 100-artists-to-look-out-for shit list. The majority live nearby too, right there in Brookland. We haven't seen anything very impressive from their picks but anyfool who believes it's about the work is compleatly ART-Tarded!!!!!

The MAN list does have the ICA on his top 10, but he had to throw in a disparaging remark. Anyone who says anything too good about Philadelphia is shunned by the art gawds.

So if you are a student or a real artist who dreams of someday being the next Koons you have overwhelming evidance you must move to Brooklyn asap.That's a no-brainher. Speaking of hers, being a her is a plus. But you boys have a solution to that, hermafrobites are cool, transexuals of all kinds are acceptable. If you are just a regular white male, epsecially an of the older variety, you better make really good friends with a famazz collecturd, curehaturd, gallery directourd at Gagosian, or marry some big movie star. But then again Dan Rather's wife and the wife of the NYT's owner and other big shots can't seem to get any further than many a low life, like yous.

There are other things you can do according to the "winners" you see everywhere. Take off your clothes and take pictures. This still work surprisingly well. One of the Whit winners is there because she not only dropped her drawers but had S E X with a collecturd and filmed it!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!! Then there's the girl who took off her dress at PS1 and started to play wit herself in public! The art world is so classy. Whe will it move beyond the desparate antics meant to shock your grannie?

Living in more than one county, being a globetrotter helps. Working with "New Media" is golden. Question: how long can video and the web be considered new media? Film has been since at least 1867, so whatz up with dat?!?!?!?!?!

We could probably tease out a few more stratitties for yous who are dying to be in the art spotlight. But even if your daddy is a multi-billionaire-multi-cultural-multi-whateva, you are going to have to fight it out with all the rest of their ilk at the top.

So our advice is to make really shit hot work and enjoy whateva scraps are thrown your way after you work like hell to uncover them. Help your artist friends because they are the best thing you will probably get outta this. One final thing you can do to become world reknown or scorned by the entire art loving field, be revolutionaries like us, truthtellers and you WILL go down in the history books. HHHHHahahhahahah!!!!!

Love yas and Happy New Cheers to yous all and wishing that you would make some good art so we could write about it instead of that poser copying shit you are currently squeezing out.

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2011-12-30T08:34:00.000-05:00

PLEASE NOTE: we have decided to leave this at the top of our page for eturntitty as a constant reminder of the kind of disrespect, arrogance and uglimess the Philadelphia art scene has and is being afflicdicked with. Scroll down the page for new content. YIPPEE!!!!!!!

Few of yous may know this but the final straw that led to the birth of this here blahg was when theartblog.org attacked a religious leader of a faith other than their own. And guess what??? They did it again just this week. Just look up at the pictures, those illustrhations are from their blog!!!!!

We find this dispHickable because there is a total double stanturd when it comes to making fun of people's religions. If yous were to even utturd the name of their religion; Roberta and Libby and Robin Rice and many of the other crithacks and a great number of other art insiders in Philadelphia, yous would have a worldwide shitstorm up yous ass. Butt for some unknown reason, a mystery like those found in many a religious belief, theartblog.org feels it is totally cool to post compromising images of the pope, TWICE.

We are not for CensorSHIT, but they practice it all the time against us and others that have told us so and who knows how many others????? But we are against Hippocrassy and double stanturds.

THis is yet another reason why yous should not support these terribly insensitive, nasty, unethical bloggers (and don't forget Phillyweekly, the porn paper Roberta Fallon works for). Yous need to take a stand by refraining from buying banner ads, posting vomments on their blohghole, hitting the "like" finger on Fakebook and even letting them mention yous on their stinky blahg. They have proven over and over again to be the worse that the arts community has to offer. Stop them now in whatever way you see fit. Maybe an email to them to say this kind of thing is off limits. We could have easliy put some funny black hats, pigletts hairdoos and beards on the above to poke fun at their religion, butt we think that is tacky and wrong. And let's face it, you know they would completely flip the fuck out if we did what they have done. The Mussad would be coming down on ropes with their American made weapons buggin our lines and spamming our shit and maybe even our car would blow up, if we had a car, and and and.

THere are limits to this kind of Hippocrassy, isn't there? Show them they are wrong.

Crime Spree Smells Up Filthadelpfeeha: theartblog

2011-12-29T12:32:00.001-05:00

Theartblog.org is celebrhating the holidaze with CRIME!!!!! You got payola, you got pay-to-play, you gotz patronage, you got BendaDICK ArnHOLES screwing the arts community through support of these crimes. Disgusting!!!!!!!

We have axed yous nice before to refrain from buying ads so theartblog will give you a review but LOOK! SMELL!!!! there is PAFA once again. This time with a show we though for sure was student work, but guess what??!??!??! It's not. So they are using this shit show as a guide for poor little kiddie students who do not know betturd? No wonder there is total crap work everywhere you look to-day. Blame the curhaturds, blames the corp institutions and blame the students if they listen to these loser adjunk amaturd teachers. And don't forget to blame theartblog.org.

Everytime you even visit their ugly as dogdoo blog you are helping them. STOP!!!! And if you buy an ad because you know that's the only way you will evah get a mention then you are as bad as them.

Everytime we see that an artist has sircummed to be interviewed and OMGGGGGGG!!!!! photographed they instantlee go on our loser list. What is wrong wit yous?????? Rally, are you that HARD UP!?!?!?! Answer: YES!!!!!!!!!!

PathheaDICK!!!!!!

Brainfood Quiz

2011-12-29T02:06:00.001-05:00

Can you guess the smart person who said the following? If you can we will let you friend us on fakebook or twither!!!! Aren't yous lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! He is speaking about us and maybe you? Nawh.

Artwork by Annedee Worehalls. We miss yous Anndee.

"Imagination lies in wait as the most powerful enemy. Naturally raw, and enamored of absurdtitty it breaks out against all civileyezing restrain'ts like a savage, guuuuurrrrrrrr, who takes delight, hahahahahhaa, in grimassing idols." YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

New York Art Scene Hitz Bottom

2011-12-28T06:14:00.000-05:00

Harry woke me up screaming this morning. "I'm blind!!! I'm blind!!" When I turned on the lights I could see his eyes weren't opened and were sealed with some crusty shit, kind of like your eyes have been crusted over as to the unfair art system. I guided Harry to the bathroom and turned on the hot water which seemed like an eturntitty to actually get warm, then helped Harry put some on his eyes. It took a little while but the dried muckass started to give way and Harry could see once again, Whew! It seems like it's always some shit around here. Like I told you before, Harry has conditions.

While in the middle of my toilette I heard Harry hollering again so I rushed down the stairs to see what the matter was. I could see he was reading the Times.

"Munk and the Whitney. Klam and The Whitless. Fuuuucckkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Loren Munk just plain sucks as a videographer! PERIOD!!!!!!! He hasn't improved his chops even one eyeoatDUH since the day he picked up that little piece of shit camera the New York Times trys to spin into an attribute. Puke. James Kalm does not deserve a full page in any paper for the shit he does. I don't know what is more dizzying and B A D, his videoturds or his stinkin charts. The only reason they're talking about him is he has friends in NY who he's helped out, if you can call it that and he's "one-of-dem", a real New Jerkwhore!!!!!!"

"The Whit is totally Whitless, clueless, totally outta touch with it's own mission of presenting a survey that represents what is happening and what has happened over the last 2 years. Do they really think I'm gonna plop down my dineros to sit for hours and watch stupid azz videos? From what I can tell from this line-up of move stars and circass preformwhores I wont be attending, fuck them!!!!! 3 Painturds!!!!! How generass when there is a minor renaissance of ab painting going on across the bridge in Brookland. Not to mention the rest of the world that New York forgets about."

We say "Stay on your stage and we will stay on ours" to all your Hollywood acturds and filmmakers. And the same for you writurds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don't remember seeing a painter on the stage of your Ocsars, a-holes. Or a sculptor picking up a prestigass book award. F Off!!!!!!!!

The Whitless says on their website "In addition to visual artists, the exhibition includes a select group of filmmakers, choreographers, musicians, and playwrights." WHY!!!!!! Is this entertainment or art???!?!??!?!

We predickted this shit was outta control in a previass post you can find here.

We git it though, the art world is incapable of making any art star to rival the movie star and not even the political star. How patheadick!!!! So they figure they will glam onto the likes of Herzog and Vincent Gallo and all their rich, pretty frenz.

New York has hit a new low in our estimhation with this provincial elite movie star enterturdistainwhore patronage shit and curatwhorial trendimess. Plus the New York scene seems to have peaked with the Occupation movement that it only half heartittedly embraced. We think that's because they are worried about the market more than anything else. Their friends at the auctions were getting nervass. And those stock broker types were not happy having eyes laid on their fat cat asses.

So the New York establickdick were hoping everything would go back the "normal" but we think it lost something it won't get back until it stops doing stupid shit like this Whitney fiassko and the NY Times' with their James Kalm hum job. Disgusting!!!!!!!!

Picture is of two 1 percenturds. The boy acturd is in the Whit. Grotty!!!!!!

The Canonization of Zoe Strauss. Ouch!

2011-12-26T17:16:00.003-05:00

We were unsure whether to call this "The Adoration" or "The Canonization" "The Ascension of" or "The Annunciation of Zoe Strauss: Gangland Recipient of a Solo Show at the Philadelphia Museum of Insidturdz".

Let us be clear about this, it is not only us who are totally disgusted at the elevation of Ms. Strauss over so many other more deserving souls, living and dead, we are channeling what we hear from many an artist in fillytowne.

For yous who don't know what "canonization" means, it is part of the process of becoming a saint, one who preformed miracles and helped others. HAhahahhahahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!! In Zoe's case it is the opposite. She uses the poor and down-and-out to cash in on, wit the help of her numerass tribal chiefs that include Virgil Marti, Peter Barbiere, Tom Rub, theartblog.org, too many others to name here. They are all sinners and a disgrace to the arts community.

What is needed in this corrupt towne is a more open, fair system and a democratic process that is INCLUSIVE instead of the total closed door policy that the PMA and the ICA and others continue to practice against all logic or fairness. These institutions will be hurt further by their activtittes that turn a blind eye to an entire community of hundreads of talented, hard working artists and raise up a handfool of the same klan members over and over.

Even the dumbass elite should know you need to spread some small change around to the little people so they are too busy to think about how screwed they are and become radicaleyezd becuase of your idiocy. The only reason not to do this, PMA!, is pure stupidtitty and greed.

We will not step foot into that place for any damned dance party, press thingie or anything else to do wit Ms. Strauss. She is the ICON of what is wrong in killadelphia and instead of her helping matturds she just sits up there believing she actually deserves this adwhoration being thrown her way.

BoyCOCK the PMA and Zoe Stauss and the rest of these foolz until they show YOUS a little common decentsee that you deserve.

Look! Smell! Who is Following Us!!!!

2011-12-23T17:57:00.000-05:00

We love all of our Twither and Fakebook "followers" YIPPEE!!!! Everyday some new people ax to be our frenz. We always say yes unless they are e-ville dohers or real estate agents. We just aren't in the market, hee.

Let us tell you a few "followers" that surprised us. You can see that the Filly Utrecheck likes us. How did they know we spend lots of dough there? Did theartblog tell them? Hahahahhahahahahh!!!!!

Here are some of the surprises: Envoy Enterprises, Wave Hill, Leeway Foundation!!!!!!!, Projec+ThirtyFifteen, Anal Iivingston, Artcritical, LOCKS Gallery, Bubbys, WHYY (Y?), NY Peace Institute, WAFA, SFMOMA, T.A.G., Art21, Museum Studies, Creative Time, Public Art Fund, Philadelphia OACCE, Art Sucks (that one makes sense), UntitledProjects, High Museum of Art, BravinLee programs, Art City and so many, many more.

Then there are our loving Fakebook frenz like: James Jonhson of Vox,Verónica Piñero, Nato Thompson (he's a good boy), Elyse Derosia (we love her underarm hairs), Dāna Bürns, Cory Arcangel, Sandy Frank, John Redmond, Clint Takeda, Jolie Laide, Marisa Fischetti and Wittle William Powhida!!!! Sorry we can't mention each and every one of yous.

WE LOVE YOUS ALL!!!!!!

You don't think any of these followers have bad intentions against us do ya? We encourage yous to visit all of our other followers by going to this link.

We are up to 1,075+ people that follow us now on twitter. We do not solichit anybody, they just find us and join through love. We follow as many people as Twither lets us but they have these rules that prohibit us and others from following more than 2,000 until we get even more lovers to sign on. We'll get there. So stay tuned in for 2012!!!!! We promise it is will fun packed and full of color.

Youngman Goes to Finishing School! YIPPEE!!!!!

2011-12-23T17:16:00.000-05:00

It's so obviass that Hennessy Youngman, recently graduhated UPenn student who judged a Vox show even before he paid his final installment for his deegee, is receiving training in how to be a sucksexfool artist!!!! But let us look back for a second.

So you have this wise-azz preppy filly dudette-o-color who was being groomed locally by his people at UPenn School for Posers. He takes the jewish name of Youngman and because he is a joke also takes the name Henny. We love it that folks like Roberta Fallon and Libby Rosof didn't get the jab. But they are all so art-tarded it should come as no surprise.

This 30 somethin student straps on the trappings of ghetto kids idols, dee rap musicians, and makes fun of them and his family and neighbors. ha. ha. NOT! He talks about the art world, as if there was ever an art world in fillytowne, so there are those he think he's funny. We never even cracked a smile. We would never mock our family and cultural heritage just to gain some points in the art market.

Anyways, Henny, whose real nome is a three-namer white slave master type like Justin Beedird Munsoon or something, he starts to get some traction on yourboob.tv and some stupid ass yuppie art blogs.

His biggest break came when one of his own invited him to the Chi-towne to do his stand-up act for a hole lotta white folk. They laughed and laughed, har fucking har. WAIT! Is comedy art too now???? Guess so if the smart people curehaturds and administrahaters say it is. Artnet helped Youngman by writing up this no-show of a show.

Next thing you know, Henny takes leave of his home towne, the litter strewn ghetto known as killadelphia, and YIPPEE is instantly a "New York Artist". Isn't show biz grand? Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

It sounds a lot like the Trecartin Carnival that came to town wit his clown show, sucks up a lot of grant money and fleed as soon as possible. We call these types CARPETBAGGERS!!! All we can guess is that those that help these foolz will be looking for pay-backs in the future. Gutluckwitdat!!!! The only thing is Henny, you didn't even git a PEW!!!!! HAHAhahahahahahah!!!! Maybe they will give you one anyway and break the rule that must to live in Filly to win.

It's just like in the movie biz where these corporhate handlers git some country girl like Marilyn, and they teach you how to walk, talk, give you a little pocket change, get your teeth whitened and most important, teach you how to kiss ass.

Any art finishing coach will tell you "youngman, no one can make it in filly, it is impossible, plus the place is so nasty and politically sour so who the hell would want to stay there anywayz. Come wit us and sleep on our floor in Brooklyn. You can use our intertoob connection for free and we have a closet you can use to as your studio to make your stupid ass youtoob.tv movies. Don't forget to pack your funny black rap artist poor kid costume."

Henny, you did the right thing. But the best part for us is that you suckhered the shit outta theartblog, PAFA, Andrea Kirsh, and countless other local losers who helped make your name. But don't eva think of cumming back, they hate you once you leave them, yes they do.

We predick unless Hennysee get a new schick he is over already.

PS - and maybe when you change your name again after this failed career attempt, just maybe next time you could show some compassion for your own heritage and people, Henny.

Holidaze Purge, PLOP!!!

2011-12-22T10:13:00.000-05:00

Some believe it is good to get it all out, smell, before one can move on to positive, healthy at-tee-tudes, so we thought we would give it a whirl!!!! YIPPEE!!!!

VOTING IS STUPIDO
The West Collection contest might sound like a good thing on the face but it is pocked with pernaysass poop. Look, axing the public to vote is a complete waste. It is nothing more than a high school style popuhilarititty contest that means absoulitely nutsling. If it was meaningfool then why does the world needs curators? We ax ourselves this all the time.

Then the WEST made it impossible for anyone witout an Apple product to vote. That ain't only predjewkrase against poor artists, but those who can afford computers and cellphones and youbooks and mepads may pick brands other than dee Madmac. So WEST, getta clue.

DEE DENIGHELL
There is a pattern here and it is worth note. It's the DENIAL!!!! First we ran into some PR for Henney Yongman that called him a "New York artist" wit zero mention of fillytowne. From our calculations he's only been in Brooklyn for a few months and he's probably sleeping on someone's floor.

Then we saw the third leg of theartblog.org, Andrea Kirsh slammed poor Youngman, in person, on an aeroplane bound for Miami and said "I mentioned that those of us in Philadelphia wish him well, but also wish his descriptor, living in New York included where he recently moved from Philly. BTW Mz. Cursed, you don't speak for us, NEVER!!!!!

We don't blame yous Heenesy for disavowing any connection to the filthadelfeeha scene. Andrea shows what kind of place it is by her embarrassing, crass, typical artgranny vomment to you. HAhahahaha!!!!

THEARTBLOG.CRIMES
So theartblog.nasties squeezed out their awfool year end list of people they love and hate. They love all those who advertise with them give them cold hard cash. And hate those, us, who expose their crimes and continuous unethical practices.

This is coupled wit blacklisting as they continue to dog Mr. Unaffillyhated on their rumors-only mill. Their so-called proof is 6, yes 6 ip addresses, dumbasses! We axed Mr. Unaffilyhated if theartblog, as reporters, ever contacted him and axed him about his assholesheation this rightass blahg. He said no. He also belives he has lost a couple opportunities because of these attacks against him. Nice towne, and you wonder why no one wants the word Philadelphia in the same sentence as their name. And you who support people like theartblog are just as bad as them. Shame!!!

Please notice that today, again for at least the third time, the Bridgette Mayer Gallery gets a mention, well actually a long review this time. They are a banner ad buyer of course, the large size variety. Then there was the recent interview with one of their artists and and and. This is PAY-TO-Play plain and simple.

Others mentioned on their Year-End-Hit-List is PAFA, they also buy big ads. Same for Temple and numerous Tylerlite artists. Temple is the alma mother of theartgrannies. They know what the word patronage means in the worse sense of the word.

BoyCOCK THEM!!! If you don't you are on the wrong side of things. You are E-VILLE!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE ART?
We have actually been trying hard to find some good art around killadelphia and are left completely frustrated cause there is none. Well, at least we can't find it anywhere in the media, and most galleries aren't open very often, co-ops only 3 days a months in most cases, PMA is a joke. The only think we can recommend is the show at the ICA with Charline von Heyl. We're sure she's just there because the ICA is now the WeAreGirls gallery, but neverless dee Von can paint.

Of course Sillytowne sinks even lower into it's well-earned rep as a gift shop gallery towne because they think if they sell really small art at really small prices that some really small collecturds will plop out under $100 for some "art". Har.

NEW YEAR INSULT
The biggest evidance we have ever seen on tribalism winning the day in silladelfeeha cums from the Virgil, Richard, cabal and the elevation of Zoe Strauss. Yes the press is starting to roll our for her over-hyped little show at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. The newest enabler of said klan is Peter Barberie. The best analogee would be to that of his PMA collegue, Carlos Basulado, who brought with him a never ending cascade of brown people shows to the museum, people of the same background as he. So we suspect if the PMA hired a unick, there would be enlast shows with unick artists, and unick inspired exhibitions, the history of unicks, and unick unicks unhicks everywhere.

2012 - Year of No Hope
So after a few years of keeping tabs on the art scene in Philly and beyond we see very little positive motion. We did see Roberta Fallon fall from her perch at PhillyWeekly Porn though. Robing Rice is basehickly gone. So there are some bright spots. But in general, exassperhated by the Second Depression, Philadelphia has become nothing more than a cheap port in the night for poser artists and arts workers to park their unambitious asses, prop up those that they are told to prop up, ignore the worthy, and earn the name as the nastiest place in the country, possibly the world.

We will keep up our crusade and take ombrage in the tiny positit things we see coming up on the whorizon. We hope yous will join us on doing your part, that means thinking of at least one other person to be nice to, and by shunning all those who engage in unethical acts, including exclusion.

That picture is St. Peter denying he knew his friend. Kinda like Philly artists forgetting their roots. HAhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh!!!!!!!!

lovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee ya honz!!!!!!!!! H+H=peace

Winkydink Got it Wrong.

2011-12-20T08:48:00.002-05:00

We read a lot of blogs and newspapers and social media shit and everything else. We love reading. But we generally do not like to comment because people get all riled up at us for speaking the truth. Fakebook and Twitturd are places you can not be honest, people don't want that. So everything is kissie feelie niceie poo.

A recent post by Ed Winkleman hit a nerve, and we must respond. Edward is one of those people who is nice enough, but is basically one-of-deem. He has his slice and his tone shows it. He comes off kinda condesending and for WHY? For having enough dough and backers to keep a tiny little space on the outskirts of Chelsea alive that has about 2 good shows a year? Pllllllezzzzzzzz. In New York and the rest of the world he is small potathoes maybe mashed potatoes. Ed you need to listen more and you need an emergency redesign of that brown turd colored bloghole.

Here is the jitz of his post, you can read the hole thing here:

"...I personally don't find it surprising or disappointing that most of the artwork in Miami this year was not about Occupy Wall Street, or why most of the artwork in the galleries this past year was not about social inequality, as has been noted recently. To my mind, it doesn't necessarily reveal complacency, as much as scheduling considerations. It not only takes artists time to germinate on what's happening and time to consider it carefully in order to make important work about it, it also takes galleries and museums quite a bit of lead time usually to put together an exhibition responding to such events. I know galleries who have their entire 2012 schedule all mapped out already...

1. Fatal FLAW!!! Artists do not wait for an event to happen, they are the seers, the medicine men/ women, the phrofits and the tea readers, ED!!! They are hypersensitive to their world, that's their job.

2. Last year there were a significan't number of pieces at the Miami fairs that addressed the crisis we find ourselves in, a crisis not for the past year, but for the last 4-5 years. Are you that outta touc? Unemployment, foresclosures, higher poverty rates, war, under-nurished children, the GOP'ers becoming raticaleyed and much much more!!!!! How long should it take for the artists to catch on, ED?

3. Right after Occupy hit the parks there were a number of excellent shows with work that was perfect curatwhoreherlawyerly, ED! We didn't see you there, ED. Sitting back and taking time is the job of the Holey Roman Church, not that of a gallery director or curator. You, ED, need to listen more, the artists know way more than you do about what is in the air.

4. Galleries should be savvy enough to leave at least 1 or 2 time slots open a year for the unexpected or the extraordinhairy, ED! Shit happens all the time ya know. There are spaces that know this and they are a cut above becuase of it.

5. Fact is, there are artists, and there are always artists, who do socially conscious work. Fact is, galleries find it harder to make their Ben Franklin's from seriass work and that's why you don't see it. You show Jennifer Dawteless, do you call that socially important? We don't. Talking about the art world and over the hill topics like feminism in art, in the same artworld, are not only passe but a big effin bore. Socially" means society in a larger sense, not the insular artworld she and you are part of.

ED, there are millions of people sitting home for the holidaze with no money to buy their kids a little gift. People are being kicked out of the "HOMES" they love and feel safe in, that they have paid into and fixed up, and and and, ED! This has been going on for YEARS now. Those people and all the others less fortunate than you KNOW INTIMANTLEE what the social problems are and have plenty of time to ruminhate over them, unlike you. The artists were and are some of the worse hit and they know it even if you don't listen to them.

You show how totally clueless you are with this one ED. We know you think you are a bit of a provokitwhore, but sometimes you come off as outta touch and a bore. You lost us forever on this one. ED. Join the ranks of artnet and hyperallerjeck and the rest of the Have's a-holes.

The "art" you see here is from one of Ed's shit-hot artists.

Ur-gent: Ed is in Hospital

2011-12-19T09:03:00.001-05:00

We have received information from a holey unreliable source that art crithack, Edward Sozanski, is in hospital. We tried to visit him in our role as reporters but the hospital staff refused to let us in to interview Edski.

So we will have to go on hearsay as to the possible causes of Mr. Ed's incarsherhation.

We heard from one source that he swallowed a gigantic hairball while petting Tristan Lowes' Hairy Uni-nut at the Philadelphia Museum. This seems believable to us based on this gushing statement from his glowing review this past Sunday. "Lowe's moon represents an immense amount of labor...And, placed off-center in an otherwise empty gallery, it's serenely beautiful." HHHHHAhahahhhahahahahaha!!!!!!

Another source told us he pays regular visits for a sort of maintenance. Because of his enormazz emount of ass-kissing, for the likes of PMA and PAFA, he requires numerous enemas to roto rooter out the noxious liquid build up from sucking up to dee man. This would also explain the slightly stooped and not so slight bow leggedmess Mr. Ed Sowhatski sports.

Yet another likely sinarewewhore is that Mr. Edski tripped on that really big "blob" of paint that famazz artist, Claes Oldenburg, shit out there on Lenfest Plaza at PAFA. Ed's is a little blind ya know, eva see his glasses!?!?!?!?! Ed loves this crashed plane thing, as he loves everything associated with PAFA, and gets testy cause some wise-azz filly punk kiddies already defaced said blob with their skateboards!!!!

THE HORRRRRORRRRRROWWWUURRRRR!!!!! We think it's stupid as a concept and the execution looks like it was done at the Disney studihoes.

Aother theroree floated by us by a janitor there is that he had agidah! Yes, he nervous reading all the negatittivy on theartblog.org prior to his penning of sickening praise for the downed aeroplane adjason to the big-azz paintbrush Leninfested Plaza. "Artists used to talk about using "found objects," then about "recycling"; the current buzzword for spinning straw into gold is "repurposing." On the plaza, Griska, a 2008 Academy graduate, has repurposed with a vengeance."

An to think, Griskahahah paid only $300,000,00 for a broke down "recycled" piece-o-shit plane and didn't even remove the insigkneeas: this the firefighters find disPRICKable!!!!

Here is a conglomerhation of the commenters remarks plopped into the vomment hole of theartgrannies.crimes:

"...the artist has done a great disservice to those of us who live and die fighting America’s wildland fires. Leaving the aircraft in CalFire paint and displaying it as such, does nothing for the memories of the pilots we’ve lost over the years. Completely disrespectful."

"This aircraft in these colors was used for peaceful missions in the public service. Please consider the feelings of those of us who have lost friends and family as they fought fire for the safety of our communities."

"All this communicates to me is that no one involved has ever witnessed an aviation accident, because if they had, this would make their stomach turn."

Of course theartblog.duo-o-dunces, lovessssss everything that PAFA and the poser kiddie artists in silladelfeehaha squeeze out and constantly defend the indefenceable. Grotty!!!!

Wait!!!! We have one more theory on Mr. Ed. While doing our research on him we noticed the first thing to pop up on goggle was for E.D. ED stands for erectile dysfunction!!!! HAhahahahahahha!!!! Rally!!!!! This makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Ed has shown weak after weak, year after year that he can takes up the rear for dee man, butt can't git it up for the best and brightass. How patheaDICK to have ones legacy chock full of praise for the worse of the worse in service of the corporate art world that feathers Ed's bed. Whaddatownsillytowne. CLOWNS!!!!!!

Image is of Patheadick Ed with his main squeeze of 100 years, Victoria, fellow/madam writurd at the Inquirer. Seen here mocking Edski for his E.D. softmess behind his back.

Whatz The Missing Ingreedeeain't???

2011-12-17T10:31:00.000-05:00

We were thinking about why it is that wit all the money, the grants, special shows, more grants, fellowshitz, buddyshitz, dipolmashaha, loans to pay back, media coverage over-load, squirt, and other special perks for all the young art-tarded, WHERE ARE THE GREAT ARTISTS OF FILLYTOWNE!!!!!!!!????????

Answer: Missing InGREEDeeain'ts

Take Tyler Templar of Pharts for the PC and Rich Kiddies finishing school and Prep Department for the Co-Op poser art scene know as KilladelFEEhaha!!!! What kind of towne let's the schools lead anywayz????

Not one real star. Even those who got help into schools like Yale, not one of them is big. In fact they are hardly a fart on any screen outsida the center city limits. Plus the ones you do hear about suck. Why?

Our research finds some compelling shyintifhick evidance that leads us to certain collusions we will expound on here to wit, or is it "wit Wit"?

First off, the above theroum suggests there are no actual great artists in fillytowne. THis is not true unless you rely on the local media and the art system machine. But if a tree fallz in the wood and no one hears it did it really fall? Yes and no. Locally, said tree is not there at all. This means that the unaFILLYhated artists are not called upon to teach, or speak, or show or anything. This of course would affect the scene in a number of ways, all negatit.

One thing is for sure. Philadelphia does not have top talent in the teaching departments of those expensive finishing schools for kiddies who think they have talent. The system is full of very young adjuncts who have zero experience. They have had few exhibits, especially outside of little sillytowne, they have what could hardly be said is a "body" of work, and they simply "don't have it" they are not great artists themselves. Period. So one kid graduates from Tyler then goes to UPenn to teach kids a few years younger then themselves. This crisscross action happens all across the art landscape and you end up with weak kiddies teaching complete newbies. How in the world are great artists cummin outta that yo? That is only a valid question if you believe an art education crucial to becoming a great artist.

Did yous all know that in the golden aria of fillytowne art schools that many of the best teachers took the train from NY? Some of them came from the olde country and were the best the world had to offer. It is true. That is gone. Some of the people they taught went on to do great things but only after they left Philadelphia.

You might take issue wit this whole thesis, that there are no great artists in Sillytowne. Then tell us who. Pepon, Judith Schaechter, Zoe Strauss?!?!?!? HAhahahhahahahahahahah!!!!! Outsida here they are less than a silent fart, rally! Is that all you got? PatheaDICK!!!!!!!

So what we are saying is that when you prop up underserving artists over those who should be on top based on MERIT!!! then you end up wit a bunch of posers like fillytowne has now. Sure keep pumping up Vox, Grizzly, Tylerlites everywhere, and the rest of the no-talent, no-ambition crew, and you git what you deserve. A bunch of no-bodies.

Imagine if the best and brightest were visable. Their exceptional works would be the guide and inspiration for the next generation. They might even be asked to teach. And what if they were able to pull from the youth to employ as interns? What if they just were able to have a conversation about art? But the kids think now that if they don't see your name on theartblog or in a review by Ediff then you are nobody. What else do they have to go on?

Of course those artists who are actually good and working outside the system are already passed the point of wanting to waste time in the small cesspool filled wit nasty smelling art polithicks. They are on the road, too busy, why would they look back, and down? This happens all too often that when an artist needs a show at Locks or the PMA they are shunned. Once they do well enough to be asked why n' the fuck would they waste their time? To thank the system for ignoring them and giving all the opportunities to a bunch of lightweight teacher pet poser flash in dee pans?

So the system is broken just like in every other area of L'America. We are on a downword spirall and have reached the point of no return. We as a country, and especially as a city will, not recover from these entrenched corpocraptic policisees which see nothing but GREED!!!! Remember the title? The Missing Ingreedeeain't??? The answer isn't what's missing, it's what is there. Smell.

The illustration is the brain fart of one of filly's over-ratitted vunturdkins. Philosofree, no idea, no chops, fay, lazy, boring, no nutsling!!!!!! Waddafuckinjoke!!!!!

PS - Ediff is off again, we count at least 12 weeks vay-kay for her sorry ass. There are important year end art wrap-ups in the NYT. And an artist who made good, Mr. Ferrer, also has a big write-up in the Times. When asked about his time in this fair, har, city, he says "it was inexpensive". Another real artist scorned by the provincials.

Scrambled Brains!!!! Love.

2011-12-17T09:51:00.000-05:00

One of the greatest things about being a living, breathing, humanoid is not what you see on the outside but what's going on upstairs.

When you see someone doing basic chores, like making an egg for instance, you can't possibly know how they are going about the task. When they open the fridge they might have made a quick mental list before they ever opened the door, or they might be browsing for ingredients to make a masterpiece omelete, or they could have zero brain activity and will return a dozen times to said refrigerator.

See the two egg cartons? That was a trick question, hee! What do you see? Do you bunch all your eggs to one side so they almost fall outta your roomy's hand because of the lopsidedmess?!?!?!? Did you ever think of this? Is it important? Answer: well, only if you think of the bigger picture. The question for to-day is "Are you using that thing attached to your shoulders or not?" This applies to art making because no matter what anyone tells you, stupid people do not make great art. Art is hard!!!! Really effin hard in the brain and body department.

We recently read about a very famazz visual artist, a master artist, who has a reputation for being into drugs, and booze, and was a general party animal. But do you know what they said? That they did not drink or indulge EVER while engaged in their art making. NEVER!!! They believed only good work could be done with a clear, pure heart and mind. It wan't Amy Iwnehouse gawd bless her tunefool soul. But who knows how great a young woman like Amy could have been if she didn't die so young.

But then again brains ain't the hole package either. You need a fucking heart!!!! Yes, emotions, feelings, longings, passion, and love, ahhhh l o v e. That takes place in the brain but also stirs in other parts of the anatomy, hee. So keeping in the spearhitz of the holidaze we are professing LOVE!

We want yous to complete this thought as a start to personal foolfillment:

Whatz In My Head Is___________________________________________________

Whatz In My Head Is___________________________________________________

Whatz In My Head Is___________________________________________________

Whatz In My Head Is___________________________________________________

Whatz In My Head Is___________________________________________________

We R in Dee Holidaze Spearhit!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!

2011-12-15T07:39:00.000-05:00

In the spirhit of the seashon honz, we invite yous to view our competition. See, we are unlike theartblog.smellz, those negative, nasty art grannies with that yesterdaze filly at-tee-tude!!!! We love our fellow and madman artists and art workers and want to point them out. They are not really our competition though because there is nothing like us on this planet. Hee!!!

One thing that caught our eye about this journal that we will be giving yous the link to is this tiny little line you could so easily miss.

We value our independence and do not accept advertising.

YIPPEE!!! A total slam agaisnt theartblog.org, artnet.com, hyperallergic, and others who deal in pay-to-play. Sure, some are more disgusting than others, but all of them play the payola game wehter it is obviass or not.

So we salute Title Magazine and welcome yous to go visit their zine. Sure they are young, and they cover the same places everyone else does, most are boys, and lean too far too the academdick for our tastes, but at least they are taking a stand. By not joining the status whores they are agaisnt them. Didn't George the Bushes say that???? Grotty!

A Holidaze Gift for YOUS!!!!

2011-12-14T09:18:00.000-05:00

Our staff is all excited about the holidaze. When we did a quick unscientifhick survey of our elves, some of yous call them trolls, they said the number one reason they liked holidaze was because they could spend more time making ART!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!

So since we loveess them and you all as well we searched high, very high, and low for some instructional shit to help you along.

The website we are sending yous to has stories about HOW TO JUMP on the BANDWAGON of film making and animation!!!!!

As yous know, if you want to be a flash in dee pan artist to-day you must make new media shit. It's actually easier than painting and sculpting and a lot cleaner. You don't need a bg studio, you can just surf youtoob and steal what you need!!!!! YES!!!!!

Anyways, here's the link. On the left are a bunch of free pdf stories yous can read to help you get started. Other than that we say just load your videoglams with tape or fire up your fancy ass internal hard drive and start to make your own masterpiece. In no time you'll be sending your little movies everywhere and will find it is so much easier to get accepted and you won't have to ship big heavy stuff.

We will be on Holidaze Schedule for the next couple of weeks. That means instead of publishing 2-3 times a day we will wait for the next outrage which should be everyday anyway.

The image you see is a grab from a film on their homepage.

2nd All Girlie Fleisher Challenging Show inna ROW!!!!

2011-12-12T10:36:00.000-05:00

YIPPEE!!!!!! The Fleisher people love girls. And young girls too, owwwuuuweeeee!!!!! They must because for the second straight 3 month long installment they are presenting the work of felines. Of course we like fillies, we mean female artists too, we are just reporting this odd development. Afterall, these few artists are picked from LOCAL judges, and the PMA has their little claws on the picks too. So how is it that the fairer, har, sex dominhatrixs this contest?!?!??!?!?!?

Could it be that the boys know it's a fixed prixe and have optitted out? We bet some have cause the boys have historically more often been segreghated into the losers pile. Are they smart enough to know not to support a contest with insider judges that pick their students and have other conflhicks of innerest? Maybe. Or could the men finally being growing some balls and saying "Little ladies, you can have this smelly little fixed art scene cause it isn't worth the trouble anyways". BINGO!!!! That's what we did many a years ago.

So if you wonder why when you look for some good art you can't find any, there's your answer. Anyone wit any brains, balls and talent would never waste their time in a corrupt, small, incestyouass, dominhated by schools and elites, no collecturd, hatefool art scene like that of Killadelphia.

We will flush out this idea in an upcumming post called "Artists treat other artists like losers because they know if you are a "Filly" artist then you must suck". It's going to be extra special because we are channeling you!!!!!! We are you!!!!! We love yous!!!!!!

The weaving you see here is not from Erin, but it could be. Pllllleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!!! It's not bad enough it's an all girl fest, but weaving!!!!!!!!!!! Take that you nasty, hairy, beasts - men.

For more information on the Breaking Wind Fleisher Challenging Creepoids visit our Special Page.

Edith Newhall, Chirp, Chirp, Smell!!!!!!!

2011-12-12T10:04:00.002-05:00

What's that petite, untunefool chanson we hear in the galleries of fillytowne? It sounds the same every time we hear it. It has no warmth and is unartistic. It surley is not the mocking bird, who born with a beautiful, long, complex song, is not satified with that. No, it likes to takes parts of this or that sonwhorehiss melody and weave it into something new. So every mocking bird has a unique tune and some have been known to carrying on without repeating a phrase for up to 30 minutes.

And what do the very best artist birds of sillydelpfia get as their art crithack? Answer: an arietta, an especially short aria. Sad but true, Edith sings the same tune over and over again at a very short list of venues. She had the nerve, after years of being crithicksized for this weakness, to nest at VOX AGAIN and the mother of all shit artists in Philadelphia, the Tyler Templars!!!!! Vox, chirp, Tyler, Becker, Licks, Chirp, Vox, Becker, Joe, Chirp, smell.

So what is it Ediff? Are you just a doodoo (as in duh) bird or a vulture, picking the same road kill week after week? Why not swoop down on the fresh kill, the overlooked who are suckulain't and full of talent? Instead you shit on the perch of Temple, that even you admit didn't even have any art for you to feed on. All he wants is to hear himself TALK!!!!

The jesturd director at Temple is the new town clown who even dresses the part. His home wove sweaters puts us in stitches. Missoni would pour hot macoroni righta ona hisa fuckin hairless capo, but then again why waste something good on someone so undeserving.

See, Robert Blackson, a very white chap from the Olde country this nation expelled because their hatefool ways, thinks being a gallery director is all about him, not art. HE likes to talk and talk and organize everything but great exhibitions. When he does put aside his "community meetings full of kiddies and insiders" he pulls from the Tyler trough which has been talent-dry for 30 years. We will never go there because they are the fount that feeds the elites and are the prime takers of everything yet deserve not a crumb. Shame on yous for being so selfish and wastefool.

And VOX, VOX, there's a reason no one visits your dreary small cells. YOU SUCK!!!!!!! Why are you unable to live up to your own cuivré hype? Answer: cause you have no idea what that is. The collage of images you show on the Inky's stingy page, (only 2 images total) lokk like a garage sale of shit that is unwanted and wit good reason. Nothing much has been done to that estinto pile-o-shit which runs contrary to what Ediff gets outta it, humwhore. It just smells, period, EDIFF!!!!! VOX, you should be tarred and feathered and sat on a rail! Wait, don't waste the feathers and you might actually like it.

So instead of a gorgeous multi-colored Red Lory writer, we get a wingless, songless, dinosaur crithack!!! Do us all a favor, these are your peers talking so listen up for a chance, take flight and migrate to a clim more suited for the blue blood warbler turkey.

Brainfood: Committed!!!!

2011-12-10T20:56:00.001-05:00

This is for yous freakoids and for us. We love this tune and video. See you at Parkview. YIPPEE!!! Read the comments from this earlier post for the inspiration our daughter Hurta got and added this vid for yous. Start with comment 06:21 PM to catch the drift.

Weeks Top Performdance Posts

2011-12-10T16:46:00.000-05:00

Ain't this cou-ouu-all. This chart is free from bloggher. This week you can see for yourself that people are very innerestitted in who we really are. WE ARE STORY BOOK CHARACTURDS - DUH. Do you know anyone who talks like this? Jezzzz. We are actually a composhit of yous. We see yous we listen to yous, we channel you into this blahg.

The winner at the very top had 1/3rd more hits than the second placer. The rest are all about even and all had about half the number of hitz as numero uno, Megunn.

So what this traslates to is that yous people want to stalk Megunn while pursuing Sucksex hoping to cash in like Trecartin who is a 1 percenturd unlike his opposite Mr. UnaFILLYhated who is being hated on by Ellie Brown. What a week!!!!!!

Stay tuned cause we have a lot of hot shit in the crapper all ready put on the timer. Gotta love techknowledghe. If onlt it would help us spell properlee.

Art Assignment # 666-66: Why didn't you think of that?

2011-12-10T06:46:00.000-05:00

Making art, real art, entails looking at the world a little differently, a little harder, closer up, than other people look, and then acting upon those obsessedhervations in unique ways.

When we look at the typical playdoo schulptly crap and gift shop mushy or geo abstraction we always say "WHAT THE FUCK"!!!!!! Don't you have your eyes open? It's just too easy to jump onto one of the genre bandwagons and simply fill a canvas wit one color or form another pile of shit that resembles a huminoid figure. We hate almost all art, especially to-day. We hate our own work and that's good. If you don't hate your own work you will never be any good.

You are competing with GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!

So here s your assignment. Look around and pay atttention. The world around yous is in constant flux. It is moving and if you simplyfy it maybe you will understand it better. Make believe life is a video game. Yeah, you know, wit shit moving all the time and this and that jumping in front of yous or flying down over your heads and then you have the landscapes and caves or weird-azz buildings.

OK. Ax you self questions. Step outside yourself and look down on your humanly presence, like when you die and float above the operating table. Do that.

Take an everyday thin you see and break it down a new. And ax yourself the age olde question... Y the fuck didn't I think of that?!!!!!!!

Example: there are a lot of trees out there, whereva you look there's trees and in some parts of the world that's all there is. They clean the air which is pretty awesome. But notice their real color. they aren't brown like you see in every children's drawing. A lot are grayish. So why didn't YOU think of inventing a creathurs that can scale the side of these, totally vertically, that has a gray color that matches said tree? Give them sharp little nails and the strength to fight gravity as if it didn't even exist. Those creatures live in those trees and use them like you use the roads. And throw in a fur coat so they can be live outdoors unlike your weak ass who would freeze to death in no time!!!!!!!??????

So your assignment is to think of something new that adapts to recent man-made creations. Something that makes sense or not. But something new that matches our ever changing world.

And what's this blue thing that grow in sand that is sweet as hell and has cancer fighting agents and has liquid to quench your throat, and is damn good in pancakes and cereal!?!??!? Why didn't you think of that? Make something like that but new. You can paint a picture of it or make a chart or a performdance, Gawd forbide!!!!!!!!! But make something new. Unless of course you are happy being a "follower of" or from the "school of so and so" or or or.

Artists will never rival Gawd Almighty or whatever created all this amazing shit you see, but don't really see, and that you could never begin to compete against. You can't even make one stinking blueberry that has the properties a real one has. But you can try to make something extradinhairy.

This has been a free lecture from our series that has a universtitty value of $40, 000.00, well that's if Newt or Backman or some other smart person was speaking!!!!!!!! HAHahahahahahahah!!!!! Now there's an amazing invention!!!!!!!

We Told Jah!!! We're all Post-Gender. Except for Yous Late to the Party Types!!!

2011-12-09T08:04:00.001-05:00

To Andrew Suggs, Directurd of Vox Poopindeeeye (smooch, smooch)

Dear Andrew, You said a nasty thing to us on fakebook, not a very original thing to booty, but you called us homofobs. (Horror!) You couldn't be more wrong of course. All those who we crit seem to fall into whatever tired cries, be it that we are auntie-gay, or anti-black, or anti-provincialism (hey, we are anti-provincialism). But anyways, we feel your pain, liturderally. Because there are those who are prejewdass against poor wittle us. Including you Andrew

Except for the rich, white, male, of yore, we say yore because right now they (the 1 percenturds) are the object of the entire world's scorn, almost everybody has felt prejewdass against them. It's a nasty world out there, especially in fillytowne. In fact if anything, there is a reverse-prejewdass against non-special-interest-gangs if you are an artist here, like from your klan, Andrew.

But back to the tophick in hand. We love everybody, really, it's true. You can use whatever excuse you want as to why we don't like your work, or we point out how you are unfair to others, but we still love yous. Our entire mission is to see everyone working together. Almond

Now read the following from a press release we got to-day on Post-Gendturdhism/Post-Gang. It backs up our case because yous never listen to us unless somebody else says it's true.

Issue 84 of "Texte zur Kunst" inquires into the current state of feminism. The movement associated with the term has reached a precarious moment in its history. There is the assertion that the demands of feminism have been largely met through establishing gender mainstreaming programs and institutionalizing gender studies in universities. The mood has never been more "post-feminist" or "post-gender" than today. However, this zeitgeist is also the symptom of an ideology purporting to be "post-ideological", according to which there is no social inequality but only individual failure.

We ax yous all to love your fellow and madam and black and brown and poor , young, old, foreign, local and and and and forget all that other shit. It solves every problem if you just love your neighbor. Except for self-loathing. Self-Loathing will be a future topic we will exhaust here soon! Hee! Or should we write, Shee!

lovvvvvveeeeeeeee ya honz!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo

That's Andrew pictured here. Isn't he sweet?!??!??!?!?!

Kill Olde City – Artblahg Free Matching Gift!!!!! YIPPEE

2011-12-08T10:35:00.001-05:00

Yous know how theartblog.org likes to play the PAY-To-PLAY GAME!!!!!!! Just Look! Smell! the illustration taken from their bitch pitch to steal Olde City art customers and bring them to their alma mother Tyler Temple.

We are going to top their gift to yous and promise we will give each of yous supportwhores A FREE LINK ON ARTBLAHG!!!!! Wit your real name!!!!! We are a much more handsome, well-deisgned, web 4.666, graphic deesign wizardlee, chock full of new ideas twice daily sometimes, etc. etc. And think about the public service of investigahting the art crimes the 1 percenturds are inflicting on the rest of yous!!!!!

We do it all for FREE. No banner ads, no paying for reviews like theartblog. No paying to have your name at the top of a post, we do it all for LOVE. Totally gratitz!!!!!!

So go ahead and support theartblog.org in their diviass one-way drive to their frenz. No return trip, sorry, you're on your own if you go from North Filly to Olde City!!!!! HAHahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!

Kill Olde City Contributurds!!! Supportwhores of Temple Cronyism!!!

murray dubin
Nov 21
murray dubin is backing 1 other project.

annette earling
Nov 21

Pepono
Nov 21

Caitlin Perkins
Nov 21
Caitlin Perkins is backing 2 other projects.

amber dorko stopper (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 21
amber dorko stopper is backing 12 other projects.

Robert Straight
Nov 21

wendy forman
Nov 21

Linda Cummiskey
Nov 21

Judy Gelles
Nov 21
Judy Gelles is backing 1 other project.

Martin McNamara
Nov 21
Martin McNamara is backing 2 other projects.

henry bermudez
Nov 21

Gregory Putkowski
Nov 21

Marianne Bernstein
Nov 22
Marianne Bernstein is backing 4 other projects.

Jacques-Jean Tiziou (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Jacques-Jean Tiziou is backing 59 other projects.

Yvonne Latty (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Yvonne Latty is backing 1 other project.

Megan Wendell (Willow Grove, PA)
Nov 22
Megan Wendell is backing 3 other projects.

Shelley Spector (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Shelley Spector is backing 1 other project.

KD Mernin
Nov 22

Rachel Kotkoskie (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Rachel Kotkoskie is backing 2 other projects.

Anne Robinson
Nov 23

Trudy Kraft
Nov 23

joanne godley
Nov 23

Christine Pfister
Nov 25
Christine Pfister is backing 1 other project.

Knox Cummin
Nov 26
Knox Cummin is backing 1 other project.

Joanne Mattera
Nov 26

Julien Robson
Nov 28

Jennifer Richards
Nov 28
Jennifer Richards is backing 1 other project.

Lindsey Bailey (Nashville, TN)
Nov 28
Lindsey Bailey is backing 8 other projects.

Karen Lightner
Nov 28
Karen Lightner is backing 1 other project
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Molly Layton
Nov 28

FiberPhiladelphia
Nov 28

Kaytie Johnson
Nov 28

Mary Walker
Nov 28

Ann Northrup
Nov 28

marimyrashaw
Nov 28

Daniel Heyman
Nov 28
Daniel Heyman is backing 1 other project.

Syd Carpenter
Nov 28
Syd Carpenter is backing 1 other project.

candace karch
Nov 29

Nicholas Kripal
Nov 29
Nicholas Kripal is backing 1 other project.

Shannon O'Rourke (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 30
Shannon O'Rourke is backing 5 other projects.

Libby S. Harwitz
Dec 01
Libby S. Harwitz is backing 5 other projects.

Matthew Sepielli (Philadelphia, PA)
Dec 01
Matthew Sepielli is backing 1 other project.

Crane Arts
Dec 01

veronica wentz
Dec 01

Penny Bach
Dec 01

Louise Weinberg
Dec 02
Louise Weinberg is backing 2 other projects.

Frank Bramblett
Dec 02
Frank Bramblett is backing 1 other project.

Eva Wylie
Dec 02

Ilene Baker
Dec 05
Ilene Baker is backing 4 other projects.

Julie Courtney
Dec 05

A Series: Tracking, Stalking, Censoreshit and Blackfisting. The Have's Toolbox.

2011-12-08T09:02:00.001-05:00

Part One: Link Busting Ogres

Subjects: theartblog vs Pocket Intellectual

Docket No. 666-66-6666 Court of Public Opinion, Philadelphia, PA

This new series is going to be a doosey!!!! YIPPEE!!! People somehow try and accuse poor little us as the wrongdohers - that's just plain reedickYOUlouse. We are simply pointing out how awefool nasty the arts are in Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love. HHHHHAhahahahahahaha

Let's start with link busting. Link busting is when you have a blog roll, a list of frenz and places you like to go to enough to recommend and then you exphell them without mentioning why. theartblog.ogres have engaged in this act numerass times.

Theartblog, one by one, has been dropping the better blogs in the area from their blogroll. We, artblahg, were dropped a long time ago, but we noticed recently that local writer/crithick, artist and blogger James Rosenthal's "Pocket Intellectual" has been extingsquished too. YIPPEE!!!! See, James is unaFILLYhated even though he teaches locally and was a regular on inliquid.dresses. He didn't attend school here and he is a, HORROR, abstract PainTURD!!!! OMG! But he recently wrote a book and the artgrannies hate anyone who works harder (everyone) and does better than them (everyone) and who show how inept and lazy-as they are (everyone). So he is now gone.

Other top artists in the area that blog, one that shows at Bridgejit Mayor's, and Mr. UnafillyHATED himself have been snuffed out also. Sidebar: he has also been dropped from other blogs because of "supposehead" ties to us. But more on that in the upcoming BlackFISTIN story. And where's New Asshole, Title Magazine, Marginal Utility and some we forget right now. They don't even list Ediff Newhall!!!

See? No you don't. We not only report what is there, but what IS NOT THERE. That is often the more important news. There are only two reasons for this kinda thing: kill the competition, and hate. Well there is envy and greed and sloth and did we say greed, vainglory? But ACEDIA is probably number one. To save you the time in looking it up it means: the neglect to take care of something that one should do.

Stay tuned for our next deposit. Smell.

Kill Olde City Contributurds!!! Supportwhores of Temple Cronyism!!!

murray dubin
Nov 21
murray dubin is backing 1 other project.

annette earling
Nov 21

Pepono
Nov 21

Caitlin Perkins
Nov 21
Caitlin Perkins is backing 2 other projects.

amber dorko stopper (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 21
amber dorko stopper is backing 12 other projects.

Robert Straight
Nov 21

wendy forman
Nov 21

Linda Cummiskey
Nov 21

Judy Gelles
Nov 21
Judy Gelles is backing 1 other project.

Martin McNamara
Nov 21
Martin McNamara is backing 2 other projects.

henry bermudez
Nov 21

Gregory Putkowski
Nov 21

Marianne Bernstein
Nov 22
Marianne Bernstein is backing 4 other projects.

Jacques-Jean Tiziou (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Jacques-Jean Tiziou is backing 59 other projects.

Yvonne Latty (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Yvonne Latty is backing 1 other project.

Megan Wendell (Willow Grove, PA)
Nov 22
Megan Wendell is backing 3 other projects.

Shelley Spector (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Shelley Spector is backing 1 other project.

KD Mernin
Nov 22

Rachel Kotkoskie (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Rachel Kotkoskie is backing 2 other projects.

Anne Robinson
Nov 23

Trudy Kraft
Nov 23

joanne godley
Nov 23

Christine Pfister
Nov 25
Christine Pfister is backing 1 other project.

Knox Cummin
Nov 26
Knox Cummin is backing 1 other project.

Joanne Mattera
Nov 26

Julien Robson
Nov 28

Jennifer Richards
Nov 28
Jennifer Richards is backing 1 other project.

Lindsey Bailey (Nashville, TN)
Nov 28
Lindsey Bailey is backing 8 other projects.

Karen Lightner
Nov 28
Karen Lightner is backing 1 other project
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Molly Layton
Nov 28

FiberPhiladelphia
Nov 28

Kaytie Johnson
Nov 28

Mary Walker
Nov 28

Ann Northrup
Nov 28

marimyrashaw
Nov 28

Daniel Heyman
Nov 28
Daniel Heyman is backing 1 other project.

Syd Carpenter
Nov 28
Syd Carpenter is backing 1 other project.

candace karch
Nov 29

Nicholas Kripal
Nov 29
Nicholas Kripal is backing 1 other project.

Shannon O'Rourke (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 30
Shannon O'Rourke is backing 5 other projects.

Libby S. Harwitz
Dec 01
Libby S. Harwitz is backing 5 other projects.

Matthew Sepielli (Philadelphia, PA)
Dec 01
Matthew Sepielli is backing 1 other project.

Crane Arts
Dec 01

veronica wentz
Dec 01

Penny Bach
Dec 01

Louise Weinberg
Dec 02
Louise Weinberg is backing 2 other projects.

Frank Bramblett
Dec 02
Frank Bramblett is backing 1 other project.

Eva Wylie
Dec 02

Ilene Baker
Dec 05
Ilene Baker is backing 4 other projects.

Julie Courtney
Dec 05

Titz Are Topz!!!!!

2011-12-07T23:39:00.000-05:00

YIPPEE!!!!!! We are hot BayBee!!!! We have yous to thank for that. But we aren't sure if it's our deetracturds we should thank or our FRENZ? We lovvvvvveeeeeee yous all so it doesn't matter. And we benefit either way. We aren't braggin, just pointing out that the more the haturds pile on their feces the more our star rises. Eyeronhick, ain't it.

We like charts, do you like charts? See the one from twither? Well that shows we are closing in on 1,100 followers from all over the world. They won't let us follow any more folk right now but we thank all of yous for still wanting to see what we are up to. Everyday there are more. We don't know how they find us but they do.

The most important thing is that those among us who are bad are being exposed to the entire world of art lovers. Our hope is that the Have's will see this and start to make things more fair in the city of Fillytowne. And that this blahg is a warning to others who practice exclusivity and unethical shit that someone in there city can start a blahg just like this to protest the 1 percenturd takers.

The next chart shows, in living color, eyeronhickly green, shows all the countries where people have visited us from recently.

And the last one shows that the twither folks are loving us. Go figure. WAKE UP wrongdooers!!!! REPENT!!!! Treat the artists equally regardless of pedigreed and gang membershit. The community will prospher if yous embrace all the various branches of the art tree.

We even got a bunch a new Fakebook frenz. We axed some of the insideturds to be freinds as a joke, but they said YES!!!! Isn't that sweet and aspirhational?!?!?!?!

But we did get one nasty come back. It was a "NO" from Vox directurd, Andy Suggs. He wrote this to us:

Andrew Suggs

5:58pm Dec 7

Are you kidding? You trash my gallery all the time. Grow up...You're the best thing to happen to Philadelphia since Legionnaire's disease. Your vitriolic homophobia will surely catch up.

lovvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee yas!!!!!!!! H+H

Where Are They Now: Ellie Brown

2011-12-07T11:51:00.000-05:00

Continuing our award winning series of indept reporting answering the age olde question of "What have yous done lately after being given so many opportuntitties before your persipititts fall?"

Ellie Brown is a tragHICK story of a girl who has no values, etchicks, or talent, and thinks nothing of manipulating her poor subjects only to furt-her her career.

Out of the ivied gates of art school she took soft porn images of her little sisters and their frenz. Ou wee. Bet you devihates like that shit. Well, since the art world loves perv shit more than anything, Ms. Brown-noseher's explixshit, but totally unfeeling images, spread like hell fire, now, totally fizzed out.

But don't take our word, vist her site. She also trades in the business of the down and outs in our sad society but displays absoulhootly no compassion whatsoeva. This could be her lack of fackilltee in the use of the camera, but in this day and age you have to be totally art-tarded to take a bad pic. Ellie can't even get lucky which leads us to believe she just ain't got what it takes.

In the beginning of her career pursuits you will see countless feminist references on her cv. Take these away and she has nothing. Playing the fem card is easy pickin's especially for the young of age since adults tend to want to give the newbies the benefit of the doubt and they love PC crapola too bad. The real pud becums evident as the years progress. Regress is more like what Nellie has not accomplished since the bloom slimed off the youth and her grace period has expired.

She even had adults give of their precious time and talents, like one who to videotaped her for no cost and posted said videos every where possible, both locally and afart. Her videos even graced the pages of Philebrity and were featured on cable TV, YIPPEE!!!!!!!! But now Ellie has turned all uggshe on those that did their best to help her, attacking Mr. UnaFILLYhated through internet tracking, stalking, vommenting everywhere she can, sending hatefilled emails to his professional contacts, and has even gone after his wife. Dat just ain't right yo!

And why? Because she thinks he is us and because we here at artblahg expose the posers and insiders who do not deserve to serve. Nothing more or less. So calling us mishoginhiss and racehiss and other nasty slurs in someone else's name is nothing less than a smear campaign and 4 wha? Hate. It's not our fault her fall has been the most impressive bit on her cv.

We do not have personal bad feelings towards poor wittle Miss Ellie, even now. If she was still a kiddies we would still hold out hope for her, butttt... She obviously became mad one day when she awoke to find that she had to compete as an adult and that it was harharhardahhardah. She used up all her favwhores and instead lashes out in her spare time, which is in abundance since her Poopcyle Inc. is melting. Any person wit half a brain can she she is not qualified to offer the services she touts. She has no experience working for pros in the fields she tries to push off on poor unsuspecting artists. She can't even do for herself what she says she can do for others - make them art stars. And look at the poor design and writing on those hate blahgs she put up. HAhahhahahahahahahHa!!!!!!

Ellie is just a typical case of a former youngin given so many chances to excell, but instead she wasted them and blasted them to hell!!!!! Hey, that rymns!!!!! We are poets!!!!! HAhaahahsshsshseheeheeheshesehshesheshesjeezjeeeeeezzzzzzjeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!

Grow a brain why don't cha hon. Your inner self is coming out through your work and it ain't pretty or good. Join the ranks of the rightass, like us, and your work will reflect those values. Like us!!!!!

UPDATE: Wittle Ellie got herself a brand new more befitting bag. She is now an "Adjustor", not an art adjuturd, but one for some construction company or some such shit. Gotta doo what we gotta doo. Good luck wit dat Ellie. Rally!

Kill Olde City: Dee ConflHICKS!!!!!

2011-12-07T11:25:00.001-05:00

This from Julie's bio:

Julie Courtney has been an independent curator since 1991. She was founding director of The Temple Gallery...

First off, Julie calls curaturd, har. But we would like to point out that her true art is conflict of interest, or at the minmum frenzim gone mad, in supporting a bus route, taking art lovers away from Olde City and too the north. She was a total insider at the art Templar, she worked there for years (see above), and as the gallery directurd!!!! If you were to waste your time and watch the trailer of the first Kill Olde City Art Safari, you will see their landing spot is none other than, drum roll, TEMPLE!!!!!!

Another Kill Olde City supporter is Shelley Spector. All these people are interconnected - see the piece on Julie from Shelley here. Talk about frenz cred!!!!! Julie talks about her bestest friedn, the founder of Locks! YES!!!!! And other shit that will make you nawshitz.

Shelley is so conflicdicked we don't know where to start xcept Roberta's PhillyWeekly Pron did the biggest single story on an individual artist in their entire history. She has been mentioned by theartblog.oeg more times than ZOe Strauss. Hey, we are seeing other gang connexs here, um. Pay backs muscho!?!?!??! And of course Libby and ROberta are featured on her Artjaws Insiders of the Fillytowne art mafia site.

These are just the tit of the conflict iceburg. More to come!!!!!!

Footnote: Please note that the artblog.org never talks about bringing people from North Filly to Olde City. If they did that would make them look a little betturd. But they would never even think of this because they have absoulootme no intentions of doing the right thing. They simply are shills for their alma mother Temple, which btw could foot the bill for the art safari with pocket lint, and probably are in some back door manner. Or maybe using people like Julie to fund this fiasskoe isn't so round-a-bout afterfall.

Kill Olde City Contributurds!!! Supportwhores of Temple Cronyism!!!

murray dubin
Nov 21
murray dubin is backing 1 other project.

annette earling
Nov 21

Pepono
Nov 21

Caitlin Perkins
Nov 21
Caitlin Perkins is backing 2 other projects.

amber dorko stopper (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 21
amber dorko stopper is backing 12 other projects.

Robert Straight
Nov 21

wendy forman
Nov 21

Linda Cummiskey
Nov 21

Judy Gelles
Nov 21
Judy Gelles is backing 1 other project.

Martin McNamara
Nov 21
Martin McNamara is backing 2 other projects.

henry bermudez
Nov 21

Gregory Putkowski
Nov 21

Marianne Bernstein
Nov 22
Marianne Bernstein is backing 4 other projects.

Jacques-Jean Tiziou (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Jacques-Jean Tiziou is backing 59 other projects.

Yvonne Latty (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Yvonne Latty is backing 1 other project.

Megan Wendell (Willow Grove, PA)
Nov 22
Megan Wendell is backing 3 other projects.

Shelley Spector (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Shelley Spector is backing 1 other project.

KD Mernin
Nov 22

Rachel Kotkoskie (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Rachel Kotkoskie is backing 2 other projects.

Anne Robinson
Nov 23

Trudy Kraft
Nov 23

joanne godley
Nov 23

Christine Pfister
Nov 25
Christine Pfister is backing 1 other project.

Knox Cummin
Nov 26
Knox Cummin is backing 1 other project.

Joanne Mattera
Nov 26

Julien Robson
Nov 28

Jennifer Richards
Nov 28
Jennifer Richards is backing 1 other project.

Lindsey Bailey (Nashville, TN)
Nov 28
Lindsey Bailey is backing 8 other projects.

Karen Lightner
Nov 28
Karen Lightner is backing 1 other project
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Molly Layton
Nov 28

FiberPhiladelphia
Nov 28

Kaytie Johnson
Nov 28

Mary Walker
Nov 28

Ann Northrup
Nov 28

marimyrashaw
Nov 28

Daniel Heyman
Nov 28
Daniel Heyman is backing 1 other project.

Syd Carpenter
Nov 28
Syd Carpenter is backing 1 other project.

candace karch
Nov 29

Nicholas Kripal
Nov 29
Nicholas Kripal is backing 1 other project.

Shannon O'Rourke (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 30
Shannon O'Rourke is backing 5 other projects.

Libby S. Harwitz
Dec 01
Libby S. Harwitz is backing 5 other projects.

Matthew Sepielli (Philadelphia, PA)
Dec 01
Matthew Sepielli is backing 1 other project.

Crane Arts
Dec 01

veronica wentz
Dec 01

Penny Bach
Dec 01

Louise Weinberg
Dec 02
Louise Weinberg is backing 2 other projects.

Frank Bramblett
Dec 02
Frank Bramblett is backing 1 other project.

Eva Wylie
Dec 02

Ilene Baker
Dec 05
Ilene Baker is backing 4 other projects.

Julie Courtney
Dec 05

Newt! Hoot Rap Dogghe!!!

2011-12-06T11:11:00.001-05:00

Newt the poop scoop
former and future loser hoot
comedy actz scourdrools
don't cum round here you damn foolz

dis cuntree must have bugs
to take this shit with hugs
but then you already been Bushed
the texass jester as comedy central

whoa hoe whatz up wit dat?
l'America is sinking into the crap
Chaps wit no clothes
Newt wit dem hoes

Millions in jewels
Git you ass po folk on dem brooms
Shrooms must be goin round
Haha land we're bound

Yous are to blame
Yous are to blame
Yeah yous are insane
Yous are totally lame

What makes you think you dont hav a claim
Patheadick is thou name
Next will be more maimed
If yous attack Oh Double-u ESSE

That's the ultitmant SHAME!!!!!

H+H out yo. xoxoxox

Ryan Trecartin is a 1 Percenturd, YIPPEE!!!

2011-12-05T21:46:00.000-05:00

Why would an "artist" want to be seen in a fashion spread in a shirt that costs $SIX-HUNDREAD-FITTY-FII$ Dollars L'American, and a t-shirt that costs $280!!!!!!!! Well because Trecartin isn't an artist afterall, but merely a preformWHORE and a con boy, guess it's AOK!!!!!!

You remember this CartinBAGGER, right?! He's the boy that flititted into silltytowne, crying he was down and out, kissing up to Dick and Virgil, was introduced to all the"right" people, won a PEW and then a Tyler Prixe for $150,000.00, then quickly dashed off like a fox to LA and other parts to rake in even more cash from stupid ass easy marks, the counturdparts of Virgil gang there. The locals who helped him in killadelphia are still trying to keep their wagons hooked to that falling star, even though he doesn't have time to return their phone calls or SMSass. LOSERS ALL!!!!!!!

This towne is a complete disgrace. To let that happen, to let a con boy trick the have's into giving him a boat load of money, more money than any other artist has ever been able to heist before in the history of this city, just shows how totally stupida this scene has devolved into!!!!!!!

This kind of thing answers the questions posed in our previous post "Artists Absent From World Table". Who wants this kind of penny poser at their dinner table? Didn't Trecarpetbagger notice the protesters against the 1 percenturds???? Guess he has his finger on the pulse of the people like any good artist would. HAR!

And what about this Kim KardCASHshein shit he was behind?!?!?!? What a poser! Quote on poster “It’s all about me/ I mean you/ I mean me.”

Footnote: so what ever happen to the Wolfgang Prixe???? It was givin to Trecappetbagger in 2009. We are closing in now on 2012! Was it a farce set up specifhickly for Trecartin? It was an international embarrassment to give the prixe to one of Tyler's own. Maybe no one outside the mobbed-up killadelphia communtitty wants to play wit us anymore. Could yous blame them!!!!!!!???????

Balloons Are Back!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!

2011-12-05T21:43:00.001-05:00

Don't ax us. One of our Fakebook frenz invited us so we are inviting yous. We know how much you fillyclownes love balloons.

Send in your balloon pixs and we will post them. Unless they suck of course!!!! HHAHahahahahahha!!!!!

Bald Lie

2011-12-05T21:20:00.001-05:00

# # # # # # # # # # # # #

A SOLO show, EH?

This from the Vox website:

DECEMBER 2 - 30, 2011Michael, Dan, Todd, and Michael
EXHIBITION DATES: ****** 2 - 30, 2011
OPENING RECEPTION: ****** from 6 - 11 pm
GALLERY TALK: Saturday, ****** at 3 pm with Annie Shruggs, Executive Director, Vox Pimpeleye

The first of three curated, guest artist exhibitions in Vox Populi's 2011-12 program, December's show brings together four artists connected through their critical play with fiction, abstraction, and the art-institutional frame.

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So wait. How many "SOLO" shows can Vox have in a given month in that tiny place? From their materials this sounds like a group show. Why else would it be important to "connect" them curatowhorially??????? Just sayin. More poser bullshit: the solo thing and the write-up, har. "...art-institutional frame." hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Artists Absent From World Table

2011-12-05T11:15:00.000-05:00

Do you think presidents Omama or Bushed II or IV hang out with writers and artists? It used to be that artists always had a seat at the table of kings and queens. Renaissance artists sure did, even if they changed sides when it was economically beneficial. Even rebels like Goya knew all the high and mighties of his time. Then there was Picasso who flititted amongts royalty and reds alike. Crazy surrealists like Dali danced around the rich and famass whereva he trapshitted.

We are kind of being glib about this in our tone but the problem is seriass. Artists are being ignored and that can only mean they are not welcummed. So why?

The world considers artists money grubbing commercial hacks maybe? Globetrotting foolz chasing gold and girls from shore to shore? Sounds about right on the surface.

But except for Charlhe Dah Rosé, who has slipped on his presentation of visual artists as of late, you will never see them on any other talk show. In this case it might be the artists who scorn the likes of Lenhoe. Can't blame them. Then maybe the problem is there is no stage that is appropriate for art except for book writurds.

In europe you will see artists more often both as talk show guest and on the news. Some countries news programs have a nightly "culture" spot. We haven't seen anything close here in L'America.

Well, with 1,000's a channels, many featuring endless episodes of "CSI", can't one devote themselves to seriass art? Ovahation has failed miserably. Bravhoe is for buffos only. And "Work of Pharts" is an abominhation.

There is hope in the new internet apps that can be accessed through the internet. Some people with the right tee vees can watch YouNube. That's where you as artists can make a contribution.

Anyways, tv is not the same as discussing worldviews over tea and crimpits with the likes of Boner and Omama. It is pretty clear artists are not valued in the way they used to be. The only question is whether the art world has brought this on or it is another case of the 1 percenturds being the assholes we all know them to be.

Better newspaper still carry the torch. Read these pieces if you haven't already, "the hideousness of the art world" and "an editorial" " and 2, by world famass art collector, gallery owner, and inside player on the grandtits of scale, Mr. Saatcheese. Boyz, does he bite the jeweled hands that have feed him. YIPPEE!!!!!!

A Dead Artist and Mr. UnaFILLYhated!!!!!

2011-12-03T10:30:00.001-05:00

Some of yous ax us for examples of cases where the local art press has ignored deserving artists. Here's a doosey!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!

Our beloved Warren Angle, who recently passed to a better place, is in a show about to close next week. He is joined by a number of other mature, well regarded, credentialed, seasoned, even including some local educhators past and present, and Mr. UnaFillyhated. One is a former PMA dude and a few have galleries locally and some beyond. Yet, no theartblog.org's Roberta Fallon and Libby Rosof, no Robin Rice of CityPaper Porn or the cute little feminist gals from PhillyWeekly Porn. No word from the youtfool Maginal Talent or New Asshole gangs, and no Edith Newhall from the Inquirer. Nada. Silence. A quiet FU to all of these artists who have helped make the scene what it was.

This is a most inneresting case cause it brings up the obvious question of WHY, but more innersting are the possibull answers.

The lack of media could be put on the broad, handsome, muscular, shoulders of one of the busiest, national artists that fillytowne currently has, that being Mr. UnaFILLYhated himself. This would of course mean that those writurds are all spitefool, nasty, hacks. But we have believed that all along. So this may be the proof that YOU have been looking for.

It could be the venue. The local writurds and editors really don't care much about who the artists are that show but are more concerned with WHERE they show. They have an unpublished list of the "IN" galleries and co-ops and an "OUTS" list too. A quick survey of reviews by all these writurds and publicathations will show this particular space hardly ever gits a nod from any of these foolz.

Yous might say in the defense of said crithacks that the art work sucks. But wait!!!! Many of these same artists have received glowing praise from the same cast of characturd writers. So scratch that theroum.

We have it!!!! They are too busy reviewing the same spaces they alwasy do!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!! We think that's it, or it's Mr. UnaFILLYhated's fault. You got Vox and Vox and Locks and PAFA and Gallery Joe and a few others during this time period. Gawd knows they all need to be mentioned monthly. You recogneyez all their names because they drive you crazy like an old vinyl recording stuck on some crud. You even have a-wipes like theartblog.org that pick the best shows before they ever even see them. Edith does the same as do all these fools when they do their First Friday Pricks and other seasonal lists. Vox is on every list cause of course any shit they squeeze out will smell like roses to the esablickdick art crithacks of killadelphia. Look at to-days list from art freakquensee, it's the same list as befwhore.

So in summa it cums down to one thing, or two. Even if you are well-liked and DEAD, and knew every single player in this towne from the PMA through all the Fleisher Challenge Winning artsits and all those insider judges each year, like Mr. Angle did, it does not matter for squat. Something for all of yous to look forward to when your are gone.

So when you hang wit the wrong crowd, even when some are from the right crowd, you will always be treated as UnaFILLYhated.

Image is of killadelphia tats from the most ruthless, exclusivity practicing, media gangs.

Rhodes To Sucksex! Follow the Bi-Way.

2011-12-03T07:56:00.001-05:00

Dearest Readturds.

Thank you for cumming here to-day, really. Our aim is to give you usefool information and to get your own brain wheels a rollin'. We don't have all the answers but maybe this brief encouturd will make you stop for even the briefest of time, between viewing your big screen TV and feeding, to think about what you are spending the precious little time you have left in this world. After daze of research, ruminhation and edititting here we go.

Every artist that ever picked up a pencil wanted fame, and we bet they, you, wanted it during your lifetime. But, how much of your waking hours, not the dream state that is so comfortable and exciting, how much time have you spent serilustly looking at the career paths of the living rich and famass artists?

Let us give you the short answer to "Rhodes to Sucksex". Answer: If you were not born very rich you must be super lucky. Actually being Bi is usually required - both rich and lucky. That was easy.

Looking back before 1990 is useless because even since then things have changed for the worse, and during the Great (continung) Recession those looking to take the "luck" path are much less likely to find their 4 leak clover.

You must go to Yale or UCLA to have entree into the higher circles of art hell. Galleries, museums, collectors, and dealhers, all want an artist wit a built-in buyer base of other purchasers from their class. Most famzsss artists are Bi now: Bi-Coastal, Bi-Ethnic, Bi-Continent, or just plain Bi.

If you are looking for local sucksex then it is best to stay put in whicheva region you were born, still go to Yale if possible though, or go to the most "popular" art school of the day, and then join every gang that will have yous, ax your family for help and try to meet rich people. You will likely still have to be Bi to git by.

Gang assholesheations became really big in the PC daze of yore. They are still very strong with one klan fighting agaisnt the next for the top spot. In Fillytowme it is the Virgil, Dick, Zoe coateehey that currently rules with Vox and Locks running a close 2nd and 3rd. As you will see there is also overlap, (that's where the Bi cums in again), which is always the best road to travel if you can! HAh!

Now for your homework. When you see a sucksexfool artist go to their bio. It will hold many of the answers to the questions above. Look to see if the have an MFA and from where. Do they have a lot of gang shows. How old are they, youth is a gang too? What was their first big break? Did they get special attention while still in school? This and other questions will undoubtitties give you the answers we have already given you.

THERE IS NO PATH for the unaFILLYhated, unless you consider failure a path. And if yous do amazingly shit-hot timely work, like we do, you can do better than even some of those rich kiddies and PC suckher-upphers, tis true. But, you will more likely be scorned, attacked, hated and will never be able to get past a certain rung on the latturd.

What we are saying is that the work does matter but only to a point. An unconnected super talent to-day has no road to follow to gain recognition, it's either the Bi-Way, or the Hiway, hee.

Let's take a little local example. How does one enter into an exhibition at The Philadelphia Museum of Art? It's very simple, you need access to the curators. HAhahahahahahahhahahaahh!!!!! Well you are already done, kaputt, finished, UNLESS, unless you have the right frenz.

Look at Zoe Strauss who we are soon to be victimeyezd by with 39 huge billboards, advertising, critical aflame form every single female crithack in towne, and all to see the same crap she was selling under the pike for $5 a pop. Kan't fucking wait right.

Zoe and Virgil, who also has assholeshehations with said museum, have an in, they are all Bi. The new curator of photography is one-of-dem. That meaning one of their gang. See how simple that was. Can you becum a memturd of their gang? N0, not now. Maybe if you becum a significan't other you have a shot. But you still need to be a club member of another clan like Zoe is.

Without an introduction you are totally screwed. We challenge any of yous unaFILLhated artists to just try and get a studio visit from Carless or Peeturd from PMA. HHHAhahahahahahahahh!!!!! You might be able to say hello to one of these institutionaleyezd zombies, but they will look right through you as if you are not even standing there. They might even utter a few rout words in your direction as if reciting a prepared statement for the little people. How do we know. Cause we been there, many a times and we have experienced it on a world class level as well.

So yous are welcum for us helping yous from wasting your time dreaming about becumming a famass artists. Does this mean we are mean and want yous to stop making art. NO WAY! We are actually liberhating yous to make real art. Art that you know no one will care about, cause that's the best kind. So that when you go into your hovel of a studio, or guest bedroom cum workspace, you will have no fantasy shackles holding you back from doing the best shit possible, the shit that is unique to you regardless of what others think. So go get em. Well, what we are really saying is, forget em.

I, Megunn Wendull of Willow Grave, Am Artblahg

2011-12-02T09:48:00.000-05:00

I Megunn Wendull-Canary confess. I am artblahg. Your first question will undoubtedly be WHY? That's simple. I do not enjoy my job and always just wanted to be a real artist. Instead I have to do this PR shit to make a living and habitat in this godawfool towne of Willow Grave, PA. The clients are a bunch of a-holes that constantly are blaming me when they didn't get enough email hits or no one showed up for their event blah, blah, blah. Like I give a shit. I do it for money, period.

The other reason I am coming out is because Beth Heinely. Shaun Baer, Dustin Metz and Ellie Brown continue to dog the wrong people who they "think" are me, artblahg. Just because I do PR doesn't mean I have zero integrity and I just don't think it's right that they have singled out an artist who from all appearances doesn't even deal with Philadelphia. Maybe that's why they picked him. Robin Rice and CityPaper Porn have also singled out a local critic and others.

The charts I have here show that it is me. Well, the fact is these are doctored and if I can do it so can Beth and Dustin. In closing I would like to say I am very proud of this artblahg. I see and hear a lot of the inside shit that occurs in the local art scene and I feel it is my duty to do what I can to try and right the wrong course that the Pew, PMA, Vox, ICA and the other Have's have inflicted on hard working, serious artists and others, like me, who are represent the 99% that are being treated like shit. You have-knots know who you are and understand what I am talking about on these pages.

Oh, one last thing. Who the hell has 5 IP addresses anyway???!!!!!!!!!!! Just plain stupid.

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Over the summer, the author of artblahg.blogspot.com was 96.227.245.666. Documentation below as to who also uses that IP.

Currently (as of Nov 15) she’s 108.16.117.666. An IP which visited the last site this information was on – the ONLY IP that visited, and only after I sent artblahg the link in her comment box. Where was it from? Willow Grave! There are 5 other IPs from Willow Grave too! Fun! I guess Artblahg must really like it there!

Have a nice day!

Banner Ad Payola #2,666-7 from theartblog.org

2011-12-02T09:43:00.001-05:00

YIPPEE!!!!!! It's Banner Ad Payola Crimes again!!! These art gals at theartblog.org really are consistain't if not unethical criminals. There was a time in L'America they would be thrown in jail for this blatant favoring of those who pay-to-play. See, all you have to do is give them money and Wall-Lah!!!!! You get a nice write-up or three and maybe a radio interview. We don't know why yous would want to be in the company of such losers but hey, it takes one to know one.

Kill Olde City Contributurds!!! Supportwhores of Temple Cronyism!!!

murray dubin
Nov 21
murray dubin is backing 1 other project.

annette earling
Nov 21

Pepono
Nov 21

Caitlin Perkins
Nov 21
Caitlin Perkins is backing 2 other projects.

amber dorko stopper (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 21
amber dorko stopper is backing 12 other projects.

Robert Straight
Nov 21

wendy forman
Nov 21

Linda Cummiskey
Nov 21

Judy Gelles
Nov 21
Judy Gelles is backing 1 other project.

Martin McNamara
Nov 21
Martin McNamara is backing 2 other projects.

henry bermudez
Nov 21

Gregory Putkowski
Nov 21

Marianne Bernstein
Nov 22
Marianne Bernstein is backing 4 other projects.

Jacques-Jean Tiziou (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Jacques-Jean Tiziou is backing 59 other projects.

Yvonne Latty (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Yvonne Latty is backing 1 other project.

Megan Wendell (Willow Grove, PA)
Nov 22
Megan Wendell is backing 3 other projects.

Shelley Spector (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Shelley Spector is backing 1 other project.

KD Mernin
Nov 22

Rachel Kotkoskie (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 22
Rachel Kotkoskie is backing 2 other projects.

Anne Robinson
Nov 23

Trudy Kraft
Nov 23

joanne godley
Nov 23

Christine Pfister
Nov 25
Christine Pfister is backing 1 other project.

Knox Cummin
Nov 26
Knox Cummin is backing 1 other project.

Joanne Mattera
Nov 26

Julien Robson
Nov 28

Jennifer Richards
Nov 28
Jennifer Richards is backing 1 other project.

Lindsey Bailey (Nashville, TN)
Nov 28
Lindsey Bailey is backing 8 other projects.

Karen Lightner
Nov 28
Karen Lightner is backing 1 other project
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Molly Layton
Nov 28

FiberPhiladelphia
Nov 28

Kaytie Johnson
Nov 28

Mary Walker
Nov 28

Ann Northrup
Nov 28

marimyrashaw
Nov 28

Daniel Heyman
Nov 28
Daniel Heyman is backing 1 other project.

Syd Carpenter
Nov 28
Syd Carpenter is backing 1 other project.

candace karch
Nov 29

Nicholas Kripal
Nov 29
Nicholas Kripal is backing 1 other project.

Shannon O'Rourke (Philadelphia, PA)
Nov 30
Shannon O'Rourke is backing 5 other projects.

Libby S. Harwitz
Dec 01
Libby S. Harwitz is backing 5 other projects.

Matthew Sepielli (Philadelphia, PA)
Dec 01
Matthew Sepielli is backing 1 other project.

Crane Arts
Dec 01

veronica wentz
Dec 01

Penny Bach
Dec 01

Louise Weinberg
Dec 02
Louise Weinberg is backing 2 other projects.

Frank Bramblett
Dec 02
Frank Bramblett is backing 1 other project.

Eva Wylie
Dec 02

Ilene Baker
Dec 05
Ilene Baker is backing 4 other projects.

Julie Courtney
Dec 05

Theartblog Called Out on Porn Shit

2011-12-02T09:36:00.001-05:00

As you can see someone other than us wonder about these too very elderly grannies interest in the youngsters. They don't seem to be want to hang with those of their own age for some weird reason. They have been chasing teens and 20 somethings in short pants for as long as we can remember. They do this while ignoring the best artists in towne, that is unless they are Tylerlites or have too big to ignore. But then again maybe it's that no adult would want to be seen with them. We sure don't.

Read the scrren grab and if you want to see how Wibby tries to cover her tracks go here. She also shows the nasty tone she is so well-known for.

You Are Looking At Yourself Killadelphia

2011-12-01T19:33:00.001-05:00

People send us emails all the time calling us names, bad names. They call my wife Harrietta a douchbag!!!! Nice! Then in the next breath they say WE are mean! WHA!!!!! Are we mean when we point out that Edith Newhall is a terribull crithack? No, it's not personal, we mean it, from the heart, it's true and a sentiment we have heard over and over from numerous art people. It's important and we think that the Inquirer should be more responsible. And is it nice that Ediff reviews the same dozen places ad infinhebum and leaves out many a deserving artists? Is that nice? No, we are the mean ones for saying what you say to us all the time.

Have we heard others say that VOX is over-ratitted and they don't understand why they are constantly being talked about as if they we the best thing since wheat bread? Answer: YES, all the time!!!! We are yous.

See, we aren't real but the uglimess and unethical crap that the fillytown art scene is known round the globe as real, and it's a about you. WE ARE YOU. We are channeling you, Libby and Roberta and Robin Rice and Richard Torchia and Virgil and the rest of your gang, cause yous are nasty, unethical, bitter foolz. Speaking of gangs, is it nice when people form cliques specifihickly to exclude fellow and madame artists? It is mean. It is you. We do not exclude.

We are you. Look in the mirror PMA and ICA and tell us that yous are good and fair to all. And yous at the PEW, tell us it's alright to go behind closed doors and pay klan artists and directourds and others to nominate their own gang members for a big cash pay outs while shunning so many others. It's all croynism and pediGREED and yous know it. That ain't nice. See, we are you. You are the meanies!

YOU are the BAD ones + Artblahg Tells People You R Bad = Artblahg is bad.
Not the purps, artblahg is bad??!?!?! That's plain stupid.

A recent article penned for Hyperallerjeck by a former filly artist, now living in New York, titled his essay on the Philadelphia scene as "A Few Rounds in Philadelphia’s Hard-Knuckle Art Scene". That's yous they are talking about. And you deserve it, you have earned it cause yous are unfair squared.

We are you. We sound like you, we learned from yous, we listen to yous and we repeat what we hear from yous. We are yous. So if you don't like what you see in the mirror maybe self-loathing is something you are engaged in. That and hate agaisnt others.

When yous change and get all sweet and shit, so will we. Cause we are yous. YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vox A Pox On Fillytowne's Arse!!!

2011-11-30T10:15:00.000-05:00

Image from the newhits all-boyz blow at Vox featuring Dan Levenson (masterpiece shown here), Michael Van Winkle, Todd Baldwin and lastlee and all are leastlee, Michael May, painturd. HAhahhahahahahahah!!!!

So what is our problemo wit this Vox Pox? Simple. OVER-RATED!!!!! They simply are no better, and often times much worse, than so many other spaces that recieve zero acknowledgement in the way of funding, (Vox gets every penny a killadelphia gallery can possibly musturd), and they suck up media space likes they're the greatits thing in the world. Well they R NOT!!!!

So how do they do it, the olde fashioned way, they buy connections. Their board and other helphers are some of the biggest names in the local art mafia. THis goes a long way in a corrupt city like Philadelphia that has the worldwide reputation for mobs of all kinds, and it logically carries over to the art scene.

The artist in the current show did all the things good little artists are suppose to do in the way of a corporhate education, some teach, show their trendy mushy paintings around on the rare occasion Vox and other insider orgs let them. We never heard of any of them and that follows through with their complete rooster of member artists, past and present.

Who are the big name artists from this supposehead shit-hot gallery? Bet you can't name one BIG one. Quick, name three current members. HHHHHHAhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

Isn't this the true test of sucksex in any gallery or co-op? And remember, this group has every possible advantage there is. Money, more money, connections up the wahzoo, press, blah titty blah. They do win Pews and show at the Arcadia Works on Paper en masses, but so fucking what. We all know they are inside jobs.

Why is it none of them are household names? We have the answer. They don't have what it takes. They are olde school and the train left the station wit them still showing lame videos and writing papers attempting to explain away their deficain'tsees, but they fail there too. Where are the images of your shit hot work? There aren't any cause they ain't hot. They do nothing but regurgithate trends and "NEW" media.

Did we mention every time we went there there was no a soul in sight. They will tell you that doesn't matturd and that's becasue they are so cool regular folk don't visit and what does it matturd anyway? Well we say you have every advantage and if you can't get people out it means your work sucks. DUH!

And here is part of their "submission" shit. Notice "outta towners are invited" not locals, and "new" media foolz rule. As if that means it's good. "Vox Populi offers artists living outside of the Philadelphia area an opportunity... Vox is particularly interested in offering exhibitions to artists who work in experimental materials and/or employ alternative methodologies... Emailed submissions will not be reviewed" A-Wipes.

How bout this instead? "Vox offers all the best artists an opportunity, from anywhere in the world, to enliven our grubby, dim, small, spaces with superior works of art no matter what the media or medium. No need to send your cv, we don't care where you went to school or where you teach or who you know that can help us."

Another indickhation they are olde school is that they are still axing for CD'd and DVD's instead of taking online submissions. How retro-tarded VOXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe if yous weren't spending your entire lives on fakebook and worked a lot harder you could actually produce something of worth. But why would jah? You got the connexs and that's all you need in Sillytonwe. Provincial POSERS!!!!!!!!!!

Mess-ages to the 1 Percenturds: A Series

2011-11-30T10:08:00.001-05:00

We are going to publish posters, banners, signs and other mess-ages, that yous the 99'ers are making, to send dee man what they need to hear, and LISTEN too!!!!!!

***NOTICE***

OCCUPY LINCOLN CENTER, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2011

✔A General Assembly at 10:30 PM at Lincoln Center. Join us in an open conversation about the effects of increased privatization and corporatization of all aspects of society, and the use of nonviolent civil disobedience around the world to reclaim the commons.

* Composer Philip Glass will join us to read a statement.

✔If permission is not granted to protest on Lincoln Center plaza by Thursday evening, some members of Occupy Wall Street will enact a hunger strike. They will not end this strike until their demands are met, starting with the demand that the private managing agent of Lincoln Center and appropriate New York City government agencies guarantee the freedom of speech on the city-owned plazas and walkways of Lincoln Center. Occupy Wall Street and Occupy Museums stand in solidarity with these hunger strikers and offer support for this courageous form of protest.

read the press release here (pdf)

Edith Newhall's Continuing Embarrassment, Her Formula

2011-11-29T11:31:00.000-05:00

"Kurt Schwitters and Anne Ryan do not... do its artists seem to have been influenced by Dada, pop art, or Fluxus collagists. Craft traditions and paintings by the likes of Georges Braque, Vincent van Gogh, Paul Gauguin, Richard Diebenkorn, and Peter Doig seem the more obvious touchstones, referencing several of Van Gogh's self-portraits, honor Braque's cubist compositions..."

Why mention artists that DO NOT influence said loser artists, Ediff? Is the Inky making you incorporhate popular keywords to boost you dropping readshit cause yous suck maybe?

The above affront of big league dead artists names being used to compare and contrast local posers is the writing crutch of the Inquirer's contemporary local including the suburds sometimes even though that is usually the peervue of the ancient blind crithack Victorian Donohoe, breathe, Edith Newhall.

How do yous readers out there justify this patheaDICK excuse for the person wit the responsibitity of keeping the history of the visula arts in Philadelphia? Yous sit there weak after weak never reading this shit unless Ms. Ediff strays off course and actually writes something about you or one of your frenz. BOYCOCK this fool!!!!!!! Write "The" Paper and tell them she does not cut the musturd!!!!!! When you see her let her know that she missed this show or that. Have some balls.

Ms. Ediff reviews the same dozen places over and over, this week it's Dick Torchia's Arcadia boredumb show of stupid-ass benched, the biggest news being that this concepdrool self-proclaimed artist axed that 3 windows be opened up show his lazy lounge benches. F off Richard. You simply do not deserve the ink. Neither do you Swarthmore List of PAFA foolz you constinthelly show in preference to any GOOD art that you won't see because you put the brakes on the open submission policy you "used" to have. If we hear that effin name "Arden Bender Browning" one more time this year, 2011, we are going to go bizzjerk!!!!!! We can not stand to look at this shit one more time!!!!!!

And why is it that the Inquirer can show 121 images from a whiskey tasting party and only 2, YES ONLY 2 IMAGES, for 2 separate shows, including numerous artists you left out because WHY?!?!??!? And did Ediff pick that over rated monthly listed List artist Arden Bender Browning???????????? Probably. The shit shown looks like every other piece of shit Ms/Mr Brownsing ever showed, only in a wider format.

YOUS, yes YOUS!!!!! R 2 Blame. Yous by your slience let this disassturd of a crithack continue unmolesthead!!!! Speak up or we hope you have the miss-fortuna of having EdIFF write about your sorry asses!!!!!!!

The image looks just like Mr/Ms? Pat Arden Bendturd Brown doesn't it?